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Gimme some wet wet, that clear, that hy-dro!

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[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

Bar tender! Gimme a virgin scotch on the rocks

Loudly chews ice cubes over quiet smooth jazz in a completely empty cigar lounge at 10am on a Tuesday

Gets up to leave, leaving a $5 tip entirely in silver dollars

Perfection needs no nickname.

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

Lemme get some sip -- wait no thats for blood

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago
[–] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

That 70% stuff

[–] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

In the UK we'll sometimes call it 'council pop'

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

water of life exists and predictably, it's booze

[–] semioticbreakdown@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

i thought it was the bile of a young sandworm

But who came first? This ain't no chicken or the egg question

[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 5 points 6 days ago
[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 8 points 6 days ago

A glass of drip!

[–] abc@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

its two syllables why would it need a nickname

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

we are made of stardust and drink star rust

[–] Slatlun@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago

Rock juice. I didn't make that up

[–] TommyBeans@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The piss of my ancestors

[–] axont@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Freshwater or salt water?

lemme get that slurp

[–] determinism2@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

my cat calls it "waters"

[–] Valthorn@feddit.nu 26 points 1 week ago

Château de Faucet

[–] MusicOwl@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 5 points 6 days ago

Diet diet cola

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I resent its absence

[–] cream_provider@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

This is the last word a wanderer in the desert said as he faceplanted into the sand and the buzzards descended.

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's some high quality H20!

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

sounds good, I'll have some H2O too

takes sip

you lied to me

[–] Sulvy@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah this is it, nobody calls anything else by it’s chemical name

[–] fox@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Counter: it's the shortest chemical name for any liquid you're likely to run into. Ethanol is CH₃CH₂OH

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

Tall glass of Hg thanks!

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You guys aren't just carrying Ga in your pocket to play around with???

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

A piping hot shot of Cu

[–] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Just a lil' shot of supercooled H for me

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Sometimes ethanol gets abbreviated to EtOH (Ethyl and hydroxyl group). Which is longer to say but more satisfying than Ethanol.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Hydrohomies love their sippy

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Another round of dihydrogen monoxide for me and my pals.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Actually here you sometimes call it "Goose wine" or "Municipal beer" if you're asked for your drink order.

[–] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Municipal beer" reminded me that in the UK we sometimes call it "council pop".

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Oh that's a good one

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

I'll have one river, small, hold the hydrology.

[–] largerfather@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

trying to get wet like training day

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

I didn't know you liked to stay hydrated, Jake

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

Hit me with that moist!

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