Gimme some wet wet, that clear, that hy-dro!
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this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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AQUA COLA
I resent its absence
Diet diet cola
Wawa
This is the last word a wanderer in the desert said as he faceplanted into the sand and the buzzards descended.
Hydrohomies love their sippy
That's some high quality H20!
Yeah this is it, nobody calls anything else by it’s chemical name
Counter: it's the shortest chemical name for any liquid you're likely to run into. Ethanol is CH₃CH₂OH
You guys aren't just carrying Ga in your pocket to play around with???
A piping hot shot of Cu
Tall glass of Hg thanks!
Sometimes ethanol gets abbreviated to EtOH (Ethyl and hydroxyl group). Which is longer to say but more satisfying than Ethanol.
Just a lil' shot of supercooled H for me
sounds good, I'll have some H2O too
takes sip
you lied to me
Bar tender! Gimme a virgin scotch on the rocks
Loudly chews ice cubes over quiet smooth jazz in a completely empty cigar lounge at 10am on a Tuesday
Gets up to leave, leaving a $5 tip entirely in silver dollars
Another round of dihydrogen monoxide for me and my pals.
Perfection needs no nickname.
Lemme get some sip -- wait no thats for blood
Actually here you sometimes call it "Goose wine" or "Municipal beer" if you're asked for your drink order.
Goose wine
Geese have good taste.
"Municipal beer" reminded me that in the UK we sometimes call it "council pop".
Oh that's a good one
wooder
wawa
I'll have one river, small, hold the hydrology.
Hit me with that moist!
trying to get wet like training day
I didn't know you liked to stay hydrated, Jake
That 70% stuff
Life liquid
water of life exists and predictably, it's booze
i thought it was the bile of a young sandworm
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A glass of drip!
In the UK we'll sometimes call it 'council pop'
its two syllables why would it need a nickname
To be cool
Agua, H2O, aqua vitae
aqua vitae
that's booze. That's a distilled spirit in common parlance or just alcohol in alchemy.
Agua is just water in Spanish.
fishy swimmy juice
Freshwater or salt water?
Waiter, bring me a glass of glizzy juice
lemme get that slurp
we are made of stardust and drink star rust
The piss of my ancestors
Rock juice. I didn't make that up
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