Bar tender! Gimme a virgin scotch on the rocks
Loudly chews ice cubes over quiet smooth jazz in a completely empty cigar lounge at 10am on a Tuesday
Gets up to leave, leaving a $5 tip entirely in silver dollars
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Bar tender! Gimme a virgin scotch on the rocks
Loudly chews ice cubes over quiet smooth jazz in a completely empty cigar lounge at 10am on a Tuesday
Gets up to leave, leaving a $5 tip entirely in silver dollars
Perfection needs no nickname.
Lemme get some sip -- wait no thats for blood
wawa
wooder
That 70% stuff
In the UK we'll sometimes call it 'council pop'
Life liquid
water of life exists and predictably, it's booze
i thought it was the bile of a young sandworm
But who came first? This ain't no chicken or the egg question
A glass of drip!
its two syllables why would it need a nickname
To be cool
we are made of stardust and drink star rust
Rock juice. I didn't make that up
The piss of my ancestors
fishy swimmy juice
Freshwater or salt water?
lemme get that slurp
my cat calls it "waters"
Château de Faucet
AQUA COLA
Diet diet cola
I resent its absence
Wawa
This is the last word a wanderer in the desert said as he faceplanted into the sand and the buzzards descended.
That's some high quality H20!
sounds good, I'll have some H2O too
takes sip
you lied to me
Yeah this is it, nobody calls anything else by it’s chemical name
Counter: it's the shortest chemical name for any liquid you're likely to run into. Ethanol is CH₃CH₂OH
Tall glass of Hg thanks!
You guys aren't just carrying Ga in your pocket to play around with???
A piping hot shot of Cu
Just a lil' shot of supercooled H for me
Sometimes ethanol gets abbreviated to EtOH (Ethyl and hydroxyl group). Which is longer to say but more satisfying than Ethanol.
Hydrohomies love their sippy
Another round of dihydrogen monoxide for me and my pals.
Actually here you sometimes call it "Goose wine" or "Municipal beer" if you're asked for your drink order.
"Municipal beer" reminded me that in the UK we sometimes call it "council pop".
Oh that's a good one
I'll have one river, small, hold the hydrology.
trying to get wet like training day
I didn't know you liked to stay hydrated, Jake
Hit me with that moist!