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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 116 points 1 month ago (2 children)

OMG the total opposite of this scene in The Simpsons

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

"What was his problem?"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago

"If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?"

"A gay bar."

"I'm being serious here, where would he actually go?"

"I am serious; a gay bar."

cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire

"Flamers? Surely someone in there could help."

2 seconds later

"Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!"

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 1 month ago

“Enjoy your death trap ladies!”

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 92 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

You could tell me that was somebody from the 1980's WWF and I'd totally believe you. Like, a cross between Captain Lou and Tugboat.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Entry to US denied

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

My bad! Here you go, king.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Gonna send this to my mate (he is going to the US for a business trip next week)

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You're such a good friend! Also, send him these dubious blankets for me. Tell him they're from your good pal, Jeffery.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

LOL! I did think of it, but you'll be pleased to know it's Actual Boobage™ this time. You can stare at the JDMoobs in peace.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Should have a bubble saying " Have you thanked him yet?"

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There's something not quite right about this place....

This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit!

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago

Have fun in your death trap fellas.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

At lesbian board game night

As all good stories start

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

[–] Laser@feddit.org 15 points 1 month ago

Probably any furniture store

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Leather World.

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 34 points 1 month ago

Aww they’re all such good friends <3

When you realize only 'leather world' might have the sofa you wanted

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 17 points 1 month ago

If you ask, maybe some of them are willing to be your couch.

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 month ago

So many roommates!

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 10 points 1 month ago

don't give up

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 8 points 1 month ago

Welcome to The Blue Oyster Bar.

El Bimbo starts playing 🎶

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

lol at the one Seahawks jersey

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