Masturbate, back to sleep.
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Take a big shit since I can't shitpost
I'll start a few websites, like facebook.com, twitter.com, reddit.com
Make them all federated sites right out of the gate
Ask that blonde for a date...
I'd probably shit the diaper and watch my parents fight
There were cell phones in 1995. Though vastly different from today still widely used.
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Gather as much money as possible and bet on the Chicago bulls to win 3 championships in a row.
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The first question is what kind of time loop am I in? Is it a ‘We are all going to die and I need to fix it’ or a ‘I need to grow as a person to get out’ loop. If it’s the first one then I need to figure out when Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein are both going to be one of his flights to Epstein’s island and find a way to blow up the plane. If it’s the second one I guess do the same thing as that’s got to be good karma.
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Pack the bowl and fire it up.
Assuming I'm the same age I am today, probably the same thing 😅
Wake up, morning constitutional, coffee, bong-rip, check the server.
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TV was shit, but online porn already existed. Only thing you'd be missing is doom scrolling memes and shit YouTube videos.
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As a guitarist: get the biggest headstart possible learning music
Play a Diku or Circle MUD on the local library BBS
1995? I'd play the just released International superstar soccer deluxe for the SNES
Go into a lab and start researching time travel. Proving to scientist that I'm from the future shouldn't be that hard.
That's 29 years ago. Eeryone I know is as good as dead. I need to find a way to go back
Go see Jeff Buckley and tell him to stay away from the Mississippi River.
Play video games, that is of course if I am my current age, because I was -1 years old in 1995.
Since I am an absolute idiot who doesn't know what happened back then in order to rake in money off of things like betting ( either legal or illegally ), probably just ( assuming I have 'em ) listen to CDs on my CD player and hop on computer and hope I have any good games.
Go and have a taste of McDonalds if its the same
Plug in the coax cable and forget the terminator.