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[–] buh@hexbear.net 49 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They should β€œleave the dimension” permanently

[–] Lenins_Sabocat@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 2 months ago

Straight to the Shadow Realm.

personally, as a patriotic, burger-enjoyer, I would have eaten my burger before leaving the dimension or I would have taken it "to go" as the youths say.

I guess I'm built different.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think that that might actually be the best strategy tbh. Everything else is obivious bullshit and lies, but "The underclasses we keep in perpetual poverty ruined my meal :(" is relatable to many a westerner.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I used to support Palestinians, but they're alienating their biggest allies with this.

Seriously, I shamelessly ate a burger today for my first meal since the US started a war on Iran. I think that makes me in support of the war now, right?

Death to burgers.

[–] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Death to burgers.

this is literally white genocide in South Africa

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

GROK. Is this true ?

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί the fries were cold. omg this poor thing. im sending a mini nuke directly towards a palestinian day care rn. they have to pay for this!!

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

My brunch got interrupted doggirl-cry

[–] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Came across a tweet of a guy saying that he talked to a guy in Israel who was really enjoying the current state of things. His argument was that he would take his family out to eat every night/evening, and when an iranian strike was imminent, and the sirens would go off, he could legally run from the table without paying the bill.

Don't care if this story is true or not, it made me chuckle.

[–] prole@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This one might actually be antisemitism

[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 2 months ago

Ngl I'm arab and I'd do this shit πŸ˜…

[–] TheFinalCapitalist@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

is-this is this praxis

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Do zionists really not understand how this makes them sound?

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

need to try harder, the average amerikkan has no concept of being bombed (like the average israeli)

"Imagine a school shooting in your house and you left your burger uneaten as you ran away."

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself, I have β€œduck and cover” living in my head rent free (and you will too, soon enough.)

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I imagine you hidden under a desk calmly eating a burger as a school shooter goes about their business

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

With what imagination though? The bloodthirsty segment of yanks that love these wars probably need to use this in an AI prompt to do their thinking hahaha

doggirl-tears

I too, understand the plight of a cold burger and soggy fries. They have won my support. I no longer believe in a free Palestine.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Why are burgers even allowed in Isreal or do they require them to be made without cheese?

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago
[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

That's why Burgerland dropped those bombs on the evil Iranians. Heinous abuse of poor, innocent burgers should never go unpunished.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

I wish all Israelis would leave this dimension.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

damn, wish you hadn't made it back to your burger

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago