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Original question by @HotWheelsVroom@lemmy.ml

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[–] Gieselbrecht@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

I am not the messias!

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

"Broke into the wrong goddamn rec-room, didn't ya??!!? Ya bastard!"

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[–] original_reader@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You must strive to find your own voice. Because the longer you wait to begin, the less likely you are to find it at all. Thoreau said, "Most men lead lives of quiet desperation." Don't be resigned to that. Break out!

SourceDead Poet's Society

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That kid is back on the escalator again... I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath in sues!

You sucked thirty six dicks? In a row?

You must've thought it was whiteboy day!

If someone asks you if your a god Ray, you say yes!

My girlfriend's a dog... She barks, she claws, she drools, she sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers.

Lorain, I'm your density, I mean your destiny.

Oh Stewardess, I speak jive...

I must apologize for Wimp Lo, he's an idiot. We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

Frau Blücher.

Get the hell out of here! Now! You Kirk lovin Spock suckers!

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'll buy that for a dollar!

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

KHA-LI MAAA

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 7 points 2 weeks ago

Hope is a dangerous thing.

Hope can drive a man insane.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] theherk@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?


Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA.

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[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Do you know what they put on french fries In Holland instead of Ketchup?

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe

[–] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Hail to the king baby.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Welcome to the party, pal!

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

Japanese Man 1: RUN! IT'S GODZILLA!

Japanese Man 2: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws - it's not.

Japanese Man 1: STILL! WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!

Japanese Man 2: Though it isn't.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

You got magic legs!

[–] reddwarf@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Somebody's Gonna Have To Go Back And Get A Shitload Of Dimes...

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[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

What's your favorite scary movie?

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I would like to have seen Montana.

[–] zerofk@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's good to be da king.

[–] soupguy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pizza dude's got 30 seconds.

[–] Binturong@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)
  • As you wish.
  • If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!
  • I rock... And rule!... All day long! Sweet Susie! / I'm bleeding, which makes me the victor!
  • I aim to misbehave.
  • Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
  • Come with me if you want to live!
  • They mostly come at night...Mostly...
  • You! SHALL NOT! PASS!!
  • Whoever wrote this episode should die!
  • Rebellions are built on hope.

Lol I could keep going all night if I don't stop myself and I've work in the morning. XD

(Edit: Some new ones)

  • I can do this all day.
  • Puny god.
  • I am...inevitable.
  • Hold on to your butts.
  • I'm a dude, playin' a dude, disguised as another dude!
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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

My word is like my balls. I don't break em for nobody!

[–] Venicon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

‘Have we anything resembling a plan? ‘Uhuh, ride to we find them, kill them all.’

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"This episode was badly written!"

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[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Jawohl, Herr Kaleun!

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

You know what 'ol Jack Burton says at a time like this?

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