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[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 86 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

hmm I think the red circle actually contributes to this meme.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 2 months ago (2 children)

She's obviously into you, you should give her your SSN so she can check out your financial stability. It makes you even more attractive

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago

Great idea! I also suggest screenshots of bank statements. Although they can be faked, so maybe login details would be easier

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

I'm sure it will not.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago

Modeling job at shutterstock already had me

[–] RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

For these "security questions" I always make a nonsense answer and record it in my password manager.

Q: "Name of your first love"

A: pizza

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You say nonsense, but only give a sensible example

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Same here.

Q: What's your mom's maiden name?

A: She died in a horrific fire last year

😀

[–] RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

That's dark, I like.

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Yep I use the same fake DOB each time

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 2 months ago

She just wants to tell you your porn star name

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You have subscribed to red flag facts! 🚩:
Did you know the color red is the rarest color to appear on every country flag on Mars? Because the planet is rich in the reddish iron oxide mineral ferrihydrite, it would be difficult to distinguish apart any jurisdictions under normal atmospheric conditions. This is why the US currently uses radio K-band frequencies and metallic debris for demarcation. And local terrestrials scream in the 700nm subharmonic range, which to humans appears approximately deep-red to the invisible infrared range... which is why we cannot see or hear them.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I want to photoshop an anime dude losing a sword fight right under the focus of those banners.

[–] PacMan@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Need the last 4 digits of your SSN too

[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's your name?
Where do you live?
What do you like to eat?

[–] Thadden@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Oh yeah,
wow,
wow,
wow,
this is a computer.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

True love like this, makes me tear up every time.

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I love seeing a modern day romance 😍

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The answer to all three of your questions is "Gary"

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Our Gary died in a bad plankton incident. We now have Gary 2 and Gary 3.

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Everyone shut up!

Let it happen..... This is a canon event for him....

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

And yet she didn't ask him about his highschool mascot.