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[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 1 month ago (2 children)

She's obviously into you, you should give her your SSN so she can check out your financial stability. It makes you even more attractive

[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

Great idea! I also suggest screenshots of bank statements. Although they can be faked, so maybe login details would be easier

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

I'm sure it will not.