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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Marjorie Karen Green was bound to be truthful about something eventually.

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[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't be surprised if she were one of the handful sitting members of Congress who have no idea what roll they're required, by the oath of office that they swore to, to be apart of when was is declared.

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The moment when craziest person is giving you most sane advice ...

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Oh, the irony.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

When a right winger tells the truth, it's because they're lying twice. Or in this case, more like 4, possibly 6 times.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It’s not Thursday….

[–] the_trash_man@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[–] gemappliedfax@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Trying to change her tune to keep her head out of the targeting reticle

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

She probably feels the more involved we are with Israel vs Iran, the less involved we will be with Trump vs Americans. The lady has priorities on who she wants to die first.

[–] rocky1138@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Next president, right there

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Or "my dumb mouth is so wide open in disbelief at what what you're just now telling me" tucky.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

the first president of the neanderthals i might add.

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