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[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 day ago

Yesssss. Eat each other.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know, I was pretty adapted to this whole "dumbest reality" thing. I thought I had a good handle on it.

Now I'm agreeing with Bimbo Spacelasers on a political stance... I'm literally having an existential crisis to that.

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[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago
[–] BoycottPro@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

MTG is brainwashed by RT, tin foil hat conspiracy theories and memes from random people. Basically Fox News and NY Post are not crazy enough for her.

[–] forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 1 day ago

Well, duh, otherwise you'd never have been elected you moron.

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

The moment when craziest person is giving you most sane advice ...

[–] spacer13@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She's just holding out for more concessions using their marginal bloc

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[–] muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I do find it kinda sus that both CNN and fox are advocating for the us to get involved fucking up Iran.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

not really, cnn is owned by MALONE who is a hardcore trumper. he has the stake in ccn, its not litche apparently who was fired very shortly after he got hired.

He is the reason why ccn became fox-lite, soon other MSM-s followed the formula of becoming a fox lite to trick gen xers and some boomers who dont watch fox.

It's for OAN. sorry everyone

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Here’s hoping some of the people in her camp receive the message.

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[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

She flipped?!?!? wtf is going on? lol I swear I didn’t take drugs on a weekday.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Not really. She's always been racist first with antisemitism at the top of mind. This war is the best chance ever for her to bash Israel without pushback and she's not going to miss it for anything.

[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 1 points 21 hours ago

lol it’s just jokes :P

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