Seagulls: 2,047,7998, Humans: 1
this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2025
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to be fair I haven't seen a seagull spin somebody around by the head and kill them
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This would only be true, if that piece of shit had stolen the seagull it's chip or if the seagulls had smashed more than two million people to death.
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I grew up by the sea and seagulls can fuck right off. Ones where I was learned to shit on you and your food from above so you would put it in the bin, then they'd raid the bin and eat the shit covered food.
A near-lifetime around these fuckers gives me some sympathy for this guy. Not a lot, but some.
Grew up by the sea too. Humans destroyed the vast majority seagulls' habitat, overfished a ton, so if now they steal from us, it's only fair. They are wild animals and need food. People should learn to protect their food instead of being a horrible piece of shit.
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If you hurt animals, you suck.
Factory farms and the entire livestock/dairy/meat industry does indeed suck.
Most are the hunted, some are the hunter.
That's crazy behavior honestly. Don't let that guy have access to kids, they wouldn't make it long.
They'll survive as long as they don't steal his chips.
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Once saw a seagull casually walk up to a pigeon like it was going to walk past it and just snap it's fucking neck.
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as someone who's had their food stolen by a seagull a few times i once found myself in a fit of petty rage googling "can i kill a seagull" and the answer is no, like legally you cannot, they're protected birds
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Labour's weak attitude to immigration is to blame here just letting these thieves just fly into the country!
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I love living in a seaside English tourist area, watching tourists get absolutely bullied to bits by the seagulls.
They may be aggressive flying pests but this guy is a fucking psycho.
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