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[–] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 73 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

Humans:

  • Takes all the fish for themselves
  • has bussiness dump to birds perfectly edible but to humans not commercially pretty enough fish bits in the trash.
  • builds apartments on the gulls original habitat

“wHy Do ThESe SEaguLl KeEP STEalinG FrOm Us”

I also grew up at the coast and yes they are a menace. But as the saying goes fuck around, find out.

Imagine if we restored and maintained the habitat and did a daily collection of fish waste to dump near that habitat.

[–] Ilandar@lemmy.today 21 points 3 weeks ago

They're also a "menace" because many people actively feed them. It's the same as ducks following people around expecting bread.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago

Exc-fucking-actly. I'm horrified by how many people here think that animal cruelty is okay when you don't like the said animal.

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[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 73 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

That's crazy behavior honestly. Don't let that guy have access to kids, they wouldn't make it long.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 127 points 3 weeks ago

They'll survive as long as they don't steal his chips.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 61 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Those kids better stick to their own damn chips

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 57 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

I grew up by the sea and seagulls can fuck right off. Ones where I was learned to shit on you and your food from above so you would put it in the bin, then they'd raid the bin and eat the shit covered food.

A near-lifetime around these fuckers gives me some sympathy for this guy. Not a lot, but some.

[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I grew up with seagulls (well, lake gulls) and they weren't a bother. Then I visited the actual seaside... I wondered why there weren't more chip stands serving seagull meat.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That just sounds like they're being smart to me. They do it to get food, not to be malicious. Unlike humans.

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago

Doesn't make them any more convenient to live with than hungry mosquitoes or botfly larvae

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Once saw a seagull casually walk up to a pigeon like it was going to walk past it and just snap it's fucking neck.

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Those motherfuckers can be huge, too. The building where I work has a kestrel nest on the roof. Last week, there was drama when some seagulls showed up and were apparently trying to kidnap and eat the kestrels' young ones.

[–] WhyIAughta@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

I straight up witnessed a city seagull kill and eat an adult pigeon whole. It was pretty quick and wild to see.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 56 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

They may be aggressive flying pests but this guy is a fucking psycho.

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[–] dumbass@quokk.au 50 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That cartoon version of the old man kills me every time.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dumbass@quokk.au 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 44 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you hurt animals, you suck.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Factory farms and the entire livestock/dairy/meat industry does indeed suck.

Edit: exactly seven of you are pro-factory-farm and I think you probably need Jesus. To come back and slap each of you.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 44 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Labour's weak attitude to immigration is to blame here just letting these thieves just fly into the country!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

What is the average air speed velocity of a swallow?

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[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

as someone who's had their food stolen by a seagull a few times i once found myself in a fit of petty rage googling "can i kill a seagull" and the answer is no, like legally you cannot, they're protected birds

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I would suppose that depends on the jurisdiction.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (18 children)

it does not. Seagulls are protected in: UK, Ireland, all of Europe, all of North America, Mexico, Australia, Japan, Russia, and probably more but i can't be bothered to go past the first few Google searches to find out

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Why are they protected? They're rats with wings.

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[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 weeks ago

Not only is he cruel, he is actually participating in making more powerful Seagulls, the surviving seagulls will be the ones that can steal chips and survive being thrown at a wall. Beware the terminator seagull soon attacking your chips, the walls will not survive!

[–] Pothetato@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (16 children)

Bahaha I fully support his actions. Fucking prick seagull fucked around and found out.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 52 points 3 weeks ago

There's a good chance another seagull ate the body before it was even cold.

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[–] catty@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Seagulls: 2,047,7998, Humans: 1

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

You mean the sky rats???? Fuck em. Get em Brit bong

[–] ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 weeks ago (15 children)

What he did was wrong, a bit because of the animal and a lot because of the spectators. It did not suffer, it was quick. It does however feel a bit like cognitive dissonance to strongly disapprove of his actions, while we systematically without any good reason eat animals and have them in small confined areas for optimal meat production per sqm. Vegans and vegetarians however, they can judge him all they want 😉 I am not one of them

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

It shows anger issues and a proloclivity towards disproportionate retribution. Most people wouldn't kill an animal for a simple chip/fry heist.

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[–] BubbaGumpsBackLumps@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

As an aussie who has had many foods taken by birds including a fucking eagle that stole my burger out of my hands, this is some sociopath shit

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I reckon. Birds are fuckin psycho.

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