"I have nipples Greg, could you milk ME?"
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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Coconuts don't give milk. They give water. We force them to give milk. They dont do it willingly.
So coconuts are cows.
If you see here we have the mammal known as a coconut:
Ernest Hemingway has got nothing on “has hair. Give milk. Not mammal”
Diogenes: "Behold, a hamster!" holds up coconut
There it is!
You know what? I’m convinced. Flawless logic.
Incorrect. It's a hairy milk carton.
Eww hairy milk
I don't need a machete to milk a cow
.... I'll have to apologize to a lot of cows
I'm guessing you also enjoy your whipped cream ....
i mean it certainly makes it more expedient
The re-milk value is much lower that way
just get another cow? are you fucking poor or something?
It's also harder to keep the blood separated from the milk.
Milk is just blood that’s been repurposed. Mammals are wild.
that's a selling point, the blood makes you manlier (no no, that's not hepatitis, MANLY men have yellow skin)
Reminds me of a terrible factoid I read a long time ago .... they feed young calves they raise for veal a steady diet of cow's milk mixed with liquefied rendered cow blood and other bio fluids.
We might not have the matrix or dystopian futures yet ... but we sure are on our way to building one.
Speak for yourself.
Oh?
Hmmm, very mammilian...
live birth?
presence of boobs
check out that pair of coconuts
Not necessarily (platypus).
Biggest differentiator between the coconut and the hamster is the obvious lack of nipples.
What also floats in water?
Wood!
Cherries!
Former member of Atomic Kitten and Sugababes Heidi Range!
a duck!
Warm... blood?
breathes in oxygen
breathes out carbon dioxide
?
I’m confused if this is in support of coconuts being mammals as plants are living. Or you aren’t aware that plants are alive.
Do coconuts hatch out of eggs, or are they birthed directly from the parent?
I… don’t know.
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Not milk. Actually better. I don't drink titty juice.
I don't know if you're trying to make it sound bad, but calling milk "titty juice" makes it sound better. I don't like milk, but titty juice makes it sound refreshing.
I am convinced
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