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Trump is gonna crash the economy because stock bros called him a chicken (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago by SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 76 points 1 month ago (2 children)

MCFLY, I HEARD YOU WERE TOO CHICKEN TO BREAK UP THE IMPERIALIST ENTITY

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

speech-side-r-1 Nobody calls me chicken! speech-side-r-2 seen-this-one

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 61 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

We are going to crash this economy with no survivors joker-che

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're a big country. Will it hurt?

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm surprised we don't have any Bane emotes

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

Baneposting ? In this economy ?

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

This is probably the most emoji-worthy/meme-able image of the character.

spoiler

If someone wants to make a post on emote request comm they can, otherwise @WhyEssEff@hexbear.net

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 59 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Would be funny if he declared 100% tariff on all countries tomorrow

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

Inshallah. I know JDPONDon reads Hexbear while eating his Cheeseburgers. Hexbear has only good ideas Mr. Trump you can trust us to finish the JOB

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Weren't they over 100% for China at one point?

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, and like the chicken he is, he walked them back!

[–] huf@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

200% tariffs on every country including puerto rico and vermont

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ACTUALLY IM NOTY FUCKING CRYING I M ACXTUIAL:LY IM FUCKING LAUGHING @ YOU NOT ME

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

please don't put in the newspaper that i got mad

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

lol he’s 1000% walking back the new tariffs within a week

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

FUTURES RISE AS FEDERAL TRADE COURT BLOCKS TRUMP'S GLOBAL TARIFFS

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trump might arrest them and put them in El Salvador Gitmo.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The capitalist class would truly be tearing itself apart. Much opportunity.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Is this an 'inflection point'?

[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It will be an inflection point for my trading account pete-eat

Just give me a chance to load up on VIX Calls before it all comes burning down cool-zone

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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like to imagine that Trump misunderstood the question initially and thought the guy was asking if he wanted a taco, he was outraged because he hates "ethnic" food.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

TACO BOWL

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I LOVE HISPANICS

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

My "I love Hispanics" shirt has alot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

The quote itself is gold.

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No chicken, no chicken. You're the chicken.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

chicken-bop

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nah, he won't crash the economy. He's too much of a chicken.

Don't screenshot this comment to him, by the way.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Marty McFly and his issue w being called a chicken.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Trump has small tiny little paper hands

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I need a man with big strong diamond hands to hold all my apes

[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Yes, HANDS, he has small tiny little paper HANDS

[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

President Drumph is shrinking into a freakin' corn cob

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Somebody needs to create a new initialism: TACO TRUCK. Or meta - TACO TRUMP.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got like 40% of the way through before I gave up. Christ that's hard.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had to cheat a little.

TACO TRUMP = Tariffs are cstep one. Trump's ramping up moronic procedures.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Tariffs Reanimate Unpleasant Monetary Policy

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[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

sicko-crowd chicken-bop

[–] buttwater@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

We live in silly times

[–] MrSilkworm@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

I wonder how many times the line can go up and down based on him pulling out of tariffs constantly before the line just... stays down

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'd rather call him out on breaking his promise to end the Ukraine war.

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[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

mr president sir your fired

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

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