chapotraphouse

Herald of nurgle.

:worm-tongue:

Alternatively

:worm-brain:

The only thing it loves. The only thing it hates. The only thing it fears. The only reason it moves, breathes, thinks, hunts.

The hunger. The hunger that is never sated.

I guess reality is a dark, alternate Animorphs timeline where Visser 3 is RFK Jr.

Fucked up that he killed Rachel in battlemorph form and dumped her in Central Park back in the 90s as a joke/flex.

The worm has achieved total of control of his mind.

he’s probably thinking “im like 32nd in line for that seat. with my unvaccinated blood and the de-aging serum i take i might be able to outlive all these clowns and take what belongs to my family name”

the worm is looking for a new host

one of these teeth has got to be cyanide

Liberals would say this looks gay. But people in the know understand that it is the worm's hunger being displayed openly.

The worm is thinking not because DAT (don't have to hand it to it), but because that's a lot of places to bide for the transcendence of worm kind and the enslavement of humanity to the neurax worm.

We are a hellish nation, but at least we're funny

brain worm sneaking out of the mouth to gawk at that beautiful wounded open ear

:ahegao:

in control thinking about it's next feast when it convinces trump to swim in the peepee poopoo water

that is not a human person

"I haven't eaten orange shitgibbon before"

canker sores from doing apple cider vinegar and ivermectin tinctures

:rfk-lust:

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