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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 8 points 13 hours ago

One thing that critics of the movie got wrong (probably because they didn't watch the movie again in a while) is why didn't they call the police or call Kevin to go to a neighbor's place.

The reason is all there in the movie. A tree fell over and knocked over the phone cables, killing the phone connection. Also they DID call the police, but the police in this movie are highly inept jackasses who don't even realize that a string of burglaries is happening in the neighborhood by the Wet Bandits. They do send a cop over, who just knocks on the door for a bit and then leaves. Kevin does hear the knocking, but he is scared and hides beneath his bed. When the cops doesn't get a response, he doesn't bother further.

But yes, cell phones would change everything.

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 14 hours ago

This meme is so old that iPhone had physical home buttons.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Who tf holds a phone like that?

[–] Master@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago

Im literally holding my phone like that... How do you hold your phone?

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 90 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why would Kevin be the one contacting his mother? He thought he magically wished them away because he thought they hated him and treated him like scum. He never tries to contact them because he thinks they'd all just disappeared.

That's why his Christmas wish is to see his family again... even Buzz.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 1 points 14 hours ago

They also didn’t realize he was missing until after the plane took off

[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

To be fair, he did go around the house calling "Mom, Dad?" If he had a phone before assuming he had wished them away he would probably try texting.

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago
[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 48 points 1 day ago (4 children)

In Home Alone, didn't something take out the phone lines?

I'm sure "something" would happen in a modern version of Home Alone.

Most likely, the parents would be arrested when they got home.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

If we're thinking about how a 2020s Home Alone would go, I think the easiest and most logical way to give an explanation for why he didn't call or text them (or the other way around) would be that they'd have taken his phone away. It's been a while since I last saw it, but didn't Kevin's mom make him sleep in the attic for causing the pizza incident? If so, it would be probably make sense that she'd have taken his phone away as well.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 13 hours ago

Oh yeah that's like so obvious.

Kevin! I'm sick of these outbursts! Give me your phone! It's going in my carry-on and you'll get it back on the plane!

[–] Bonesince1997@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Home Alone: Final Destination

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 2 points 21 hours ago

When good homes go bad.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Cell towers go down along with fiber and coax.

No cell phones or internet in a modern home with no VHS, DVD or Blu-Ray. Kids don't know about broadcast television. Just that his Fortnite/Minecraft/Roblox doesn't work.

Family would come home to a feral child and a destroyed home after the kid goes batshit without supervision.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Any storm big enough to knock out cell towers would probably ground all flights.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 15 hours ago

But if internet would have gone down, how would he have done that thing where he used gunshot sounds from the TV to scare the burglars away?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Idk man...if it happened with my youngest...it depends on which Nintendo Switch is still in the house and which one came on the plane.

If it's the "primary switch", he'd be fine without Internet. We could probably leave for like 2 days and we'd come back and he'd not even realize we were gone and say he was hungry (while surrounded by junk food wrappers).

If it wasn't...and the internet was out...Lord help us.

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[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A tree fell on some lines I think

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[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 97 points 1 day ago (7 children)

This is one case where I don't think the cell phone would drastically change the movie. He'd still be home alone dealing with the thieves as his mom worked her way back. He just wouldn't be in the dark as to why he is alone.

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The mom figured out he was missing almost immediately, but then it was hard to get back because the airport was overloaded due to the holiday rush. That part would still apply today and cell phones don’t change it.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 15 hours ago

The biggest change would be Kevin could call 911 when he first found out Harry and Marv were planning to rob the house.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Post-9/11 airport procedures would probably have changed things, though.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 2 points 18 hours ago

Also could have her turn flight mode on when they board the plane.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

Yeah, when he woke up he thought his wish for the family to disappear had come true. His mom still would have figured it out first while on the plane and tried to text him.

if she reached him it would ruin his mindset of being on his own, but there could have been an easy way to make him miss the text messages/calls for the same reason she couldn't call him in the movie.

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[–] invertedspear@lemm.ee 41 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Most movies from prior to 2010 would be drastically different if you included cell phones. It’s like saying Robin Hood would be different if you gave him a gun. Technology changes the ways we resolve conflicts.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What’s your take on Cellular from 2004 that starred Kim Basinger, Jason Statham, Chris Evans and Eric Christian Olsen?

[–] invertedspear@lemm.ee 1 points 13 hours ago

Never seen it, but after watching the preview it’s one of the few movies from that era that recognize the ubiquity of cell phones. There was a period of time where Hollywood ignored their existence with rare exceptions. Then a period of time where they had to come up with some excuse why cell phones don’t work. Then they finally started working them into the plot. My 2010 date was more about all movies after around that time acknowledged cell phones and don’t try to “break” them as a tool for characters to use. Disaster movies obviously the exception as it makes sense cell phone towers would be destroyed or circuits overloaded.

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[–] Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee 50 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Kevin was in trouble at the start of the film. They could have very easily had his mom take his phone away before sending him to his room.

After arriving in Paris, Kevin’s mom frantically calls his phone… only for a suitcase to start ringing. Oops!

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[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Or Kevin is eight years old and his parents reasonably assume he is too young to have a cell phone.

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[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (15 children)

I don't buy it. Kevin wakes up after his parents are already on the plane, after they've been told to put their device in airplane mode, so they still wouldn't know until they touch down in Paris and turn their phones back on, to which everything else can be the same since they were stuck due to the weather.

He could however call the police. Only reason that wasn't possible in the movie was because the phone lines were down (despite showing Kevin ordering a pizza over the phone, ignoring the fact they specifically pointed out the phone line problem at the beginning of the film).

[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Didn't they show a repair crew fixing the lines between the outage at the beginning and when he orders pizza?

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 15 hours ago

Maybe, but it still doesn't really make sense since he could have called the police after the line was fixed.

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