this post was submitted on 20 May 2025
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[–] ShankShill@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 days ago

Acorn hit the roof.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 42 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

8 gunshots but 9 muzzle flashes something fishy is going on with that gun

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Perhaps the fact that it was fired over the internet has something to do with it 🧐

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Packet ,̶'̶ ̶ ̶,̶ ̶|̶ ̶,̶'̶ ̶_̶'̶

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 days ago
[–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think markdown ate your newline, you gotta put two spaces at the end of the last line or it just ignores line breaks

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Oh I just assumed it was loss but didn’t actually see it till now, so figured markdown struck again lmao

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 4 points 2 days ago

Exhaust backfire

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW 💥POW

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Sorry I think you forgot a pow

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

That was their backup gun, it's a subcompact

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 54 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This occurred over the course of several days. That’s dedication to one’s self-sabotage.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 2 days ago

Ok, I laughed a lot. Didn't see that coming, but it was funny because it's so believable.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Or is it?

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Who is still using a 7+1 gun these days? Are we in the fucking pacific islands shooting colt .45s at the japanese? Get yourself an extended 300+1 drum mag that slots into your automatic glock you've taken from the secret service or something.

I personally prefer one of these

[–] eta@feddit.org 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

But officer! You're irresistible!