5 or 20
this post was submitted on 18 May 2025
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Pre surgery was 18 most the time with a crushing longingness for being able to do 20 without my dysphoria flopping around every time I moved. Post surgery is 20 most of the time unless I'm extra leaky then it's 18 or 19 depending on what I grab out of the hamper. Not pictured here but I also have "socks always on" variety of autism so I have socks while sleeping too. If it's really cold I'll sometimes switch it up to jammies (edit my jams are closest to 1) but I'm more likely to add blankets than clothes
I wear boots and hold a bottle of whisky. I don't know why they wouldn't include that on the list.
7 so long as those are just regular shorts. The pic kinda looks like Jean shorts and I’m no psychopath like that.
Who in their right mind is sleeping with a bra and jeans on?!
That said, 4 most nights, 2 if I’m around others. Perfect balance of leg freedom and not freezing/being exposed if shit hits the fan and I need to jump out of bed.
20 for over 40 years
I'm too oily to sleep naked... #2 all the way, preferable in a shirt that's at least 2 sizes too big.
3 or 8
20 > 18 > 4 if I'm really tired and lazy
I've done 20 every night for about 40 years, don't think I'm gonna change now
20 I unless it's winter, then 21!? I wear a night cap for my cold bald head.
1 if its very cold, otherwise pick randomly between 4,5, 19 or 20