The age spike at 69 is π€
this post was submitted on 16 May 2025
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As a 52 year old that has been skateboarding since the 1970's I take great offense with anyone that tries to gatekeep skateboarding. Skateboards are always cool.
Stop complaining... Oh wait
I think it's all about perspective. Say the Patty Cake one. A 30 year old doesn't seem "cool" doing it according to the chart. But a 30 year old who sits down with a 5 year old and does it... That kid thinks they are pretty cool.
I debate every week learning to skate at 45
do it
I feel there is a big difference between being able to skate at 45 and learning to skate at 45.
I used to skate as a kid, but I never once managed to pop an ollie.
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Tony??
I actually had a picture with Tony Hawk from when I was ~11. I ran across him at the airport and I made my mom take.our picture.
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Being at the bottom of the half pipe isn't cool though.
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FYI (because I had to look it up) Juuling is just vaping with a smaller type of vape....
like, say, a Juul?
Sure but I don't vape so the only thing Juul means to me is Yule....
I was just teasing :)
Juul is pronounced like jool or maybe jewel. I can see how non-americans can misinterpret that though
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Bruh, seeing gam gam playing patty cake at 97 is priceless. Fix this graph lol
There are definitely patty cake cool bumps when you become a parent of a toddler and a grandparent of a toddler. In those moments your coolness is off the chart.
If a 100 yo is still living alone he is metal as fuck. If a 100yo is breathing he is already cool, anything they do is already a win
Henry Kissinger...
There's nothing cool about having to live alone because the person you been married to for 50+ years died and you can't bring yourself to meet soemone else out of heartache, even after 10 or 20 years.
It is pretty cool though if you do manage to meet someone else, when you're 90 and now you're popping viagra like candy.
Fuck yeah, juul it up old fart
Depends if they're just wasting away alone or still active and healthy.
(Seeing the birthday spike.)
Nice.
Best infographic ever, I know what to do with my life now.
Drop in, let's go
That half-pipe in the graph looks very tempting. I can't wait until I'm 80 so I can be a cool skateboarder again.
Skateboarding is never anything but maximum coolness at any age.
people can afford to live alone?
I did for about two months before COVID, then immediately needed a roommate to afford to live again.
I'm 62. I retired in January. In February, my 30-year marriage ended. I'm living alone for the first time in decades, and I never really did it very long before (a few years in my late 20s. It's very strange. at this age.
Wowβthat is a lot of major life events crammed into 2025. Be nice to yourself. Often.
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Juuling?
I disagree with the "complaining about young people" line having coolness increase proportionally with age: when I was a young adult, I often joked about kids these days in a way that seemed to get a lot of laughs. The humour was in the fact that I was a young person talking about young people as if I wasn't one of them (and beneath that was me making light of the text that, likely due to being autistic, I have always felt isolated from my peer group).
Anyway, I got good at leveraging this for humour, but as I aged, the joke potential expired: I was too old for there to be any irony in saying "kids these days", but not old enough for it to be cool to complain about young people.
On the bright side, I am sufficiently old to be able to torment young people by misusing their slang. It's most likely effective if you use the slang in a mostly right way, so I enjoy the challenge of needing to actually understand correct usage of new slang. Amusingly, studying current slang as an outsider is a skill I'm well versed in, given that I had to do this even when I was young.
Patty-cake does not reach maximum coolness at about age 9.
I remember patty-cake games being super popular in elementary school, and it switched to hacky sack games in late middle school through high school. I think the graph is accurate.
Divorced living alone at 30 and this meme just lifted my spirits a little bit
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Those were the days. Skateboard competitions, scouring the streets and malls at 3 am. This was my board. Custom design by Wee Willy Winkles in Canada.
Here is me back in the day riding it.
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As a person who quit smoking before vaping was created, I wholeheartedly support anyone who vapes as a way to get off cigarettes. Those thingsβll kill ya.
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