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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Why can't we have Leftist Unity? The fucking Rightists can agree on hating "The Libz"

Why can't we agree on hating cons? Sadly I can't even get Leftist factions to agree on "LGBT Rights are based and cool", because Left-Learning TERFs exist and I've had Tankies pull "LGBT Rights is racist because it means forcing Western Ideals where they don't belong" crap on me.

Of course the only reply to this is a "srs leftist" who immediately proclaims you an enemy for shit you didn't say

We can't have leftist unity because the right has never run short on useful idiots

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because being a leftist just isnt as fun when you dont hate everyone and everything. Hate is fun

[–] threeduck@aussie.zone 1 points 2 days ago

We can't even use the best slurs because we're too considerate.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

People on the left love to "well actually..." every issue, every opinion, because nothing in the world is 100%, but when something is 85%+ we should just stfu about it, agree and move on to more pressing issues.

But of course we can't, so we keep losing.

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[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

Circular firing squad

I've seen situations here on lemmy where I would cause it if I where to argue with someone

I am leftist

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Yugopnik made a good point on the term "Leftist" and how its so broad that it includes many different idealogies that are quite honestly conflicting, i.e. stalinists, anarchists, etc., so that it appears leftists are always fighting since they are all lumped into the same category.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I approve of any leftist as long as they are anti-authoritarian.

so that it appears leftists are always fighting since they are all lumped into the same category.

I always say it is because the left in general has its roots in old school liberal value of "think for yourself". So there typically tends to be maverick attitude and in-fighting. The best example is the Spanish Republicans during the Spanish Civil War; you have soc dems, communists and anarchists fighting together not just against fascists, but also themselves. The right, meanwhile value order and hierarchy, so they tend to easily set aside their differences. Again, the Spanish Civil War is the best example, with the Spanish Nationalists also composed of various factions with competing agenda, but managed to set aside their differences, which made it easier to do because they had a strong man figure to rally to.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And the right won that war, which goes to show the value of unity

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And the right won that war

I assume you are from the US. It may be the case in your country, but it is not necessarily that the right as a whole won the war, considering that other parts of the world still have leftist and liberal politicians ruling. As a matter of fact, they have gotten more popular as Trump's brazen corruption and incompetence is setting example why not to elect populist right wing politicians.

For what it's worth, if nothing existentially happens that would stop US from becoming a nation anymore like a civil war, politics typically swing back like a pendulum. Even at the extreme, politics could dramatically swing back to normalcy and empathy. We have had countries that were under dictatorship, but are now democratic like Spain and Portugal. Because the problem with dictatorships is that they become too corrupt and reality eventually catches up to those who were swooned by initial sweet promises of demagoguery.

Of course, what I just said now may not be reassuring to you because I am speaking from a place of relative safety, so you can take it or leave it.

[–] IzzyJ@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I am American, but I was more making a point about how the rights tendency to fall in line makes them more effective, and maybe we should emulate that

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah sometimes I get frustrated because I wish "the left" could be adults for five minutes and deal with the issues at hand. Like I don't care about the socialist alphabet soup if you're from PSL, or DSA, or ISA or whatever, we all agree that people are being kidnapped by I.C.E. is evil and alarming, can we just deal with this right now? We can get back to bickering about philosophy later.

But even that is complicated since there are disagreements that can't be ignored, like whether to work with democrats, who time and time again undermine and cripple movements whenever able and divert them for fundraising.

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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago

I'll start my own leftism, with Blackjack and hookers! If fact, forget the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing.

[–] Bleys@lemmy.world 78 points 4 days ago
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Just so we're clear, democrats are blue conservatives and are not leftists.

The meme is still accurate though. Why does Futurama look so anime? Did i miss a new episode?

[–] fwdbias@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Season 6 episode 26

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[–] justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 92 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Futurama is just a slightly different Simpsons!

We are enemies now

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

You can't tell me how to anarchy bro

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[–] Soulg@ani.social 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Half the replies in this thread: so true bestie, except fuck those guys for not being left enough

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Reminder to all my homies: If any of ya'll think trans rights are a bargaining chip, you aint leftist enough for me!

[–] Soulg@ani.social 2 points 12 hours ago

Ok but who thinks that, I've not seen anything about that anywhere on lemmy, so it must not be very common

[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 62 points 4 days ago (8 children)

One thing the right is good at doing is falling in line, no matter that the agenda being pushed.

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 36 points 4 days ago (5 children)

That's mostly due to the rights belief in hierarchy. It doesn't matter if the person above you has different views than you if you believe their right simply because they're higher up the pecking order.

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[–] andybytes@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago

When I go hiking... I am going through certain mental forms of anguish as well as worrying about my water, the heat of the sun, and the fear of dying alone. of like a heart attack. because sometimes I really push myself. On this journey every once in a while I see a comrade and they're either moving past me at a higher rate or moving away because they've already reached their goal. Yet at the end of the day, it is just the time in which it takes me to get to my destination. But yet eventually we all reach the end of the trail. We observed different things and we value different things. We should talk about that.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I have never met a leftist I didn't like

but I only consider somebody a leftist if they respect human rights.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 3 days ago

Unfortunately all the wanna-be Pol Pots out there also consider themselves to be leftists.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 9 points 3 days ago

I'm always under the assumption that everyone can be an asshole. I had a very good friend qnd we're both vegans. To me it's just a dietary choice that i made, for her it was almost like a religion. Like when she met someone who was also a vegan or saw someone on tv that was a vegan, she always assumed that it's a good person, or just rooted for that person, no questions asked.

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[–] stopdropandprole@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Soulg@ani.social 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sucks that the system in the USA is broken but until it's fixed and we have more than two parties, democrats are the left.

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[–] Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Its almost as if a single dimension is not big enough to describe the diversity of human political thought.

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[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 34 points 4 days ago (5 children)
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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)

The right opposes free thought and favors conformity to support the privileged few.

The left favors free thought and opposes conformity, because that would impede social progress.

Yeah, I wonder why one of those groups is likely to have public arguments.

[–] CaptainPedantic@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Not necessarily. Some leftists demand conformity in beliefs. "If you don't believe XYZ, you're a shill/neoliberal/fascist etc."

I feel like favoring free thought and opposing conformity leads to arguments, but demanding conformity leads to enemies (like this meme).

[–] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 18 points 4 days ago

Some of the most authoritarian people I come into contact with on any kind of regular basis are “leftists” on Lemmy.

The ones in real life are not like that. I feel like Reddit’s moderation model really encourages it, and some of them started really taking it to heart when they came to Lemmy which copied that same model.

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[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The better strategy would be to change what a Republican is and stands for, then we could all have our cake and the idiots in our country can still feel like they won.

Democrat can mean or represent literally anything, even if they did a 180 and began supporting Trump, and my mother will still hate them, because they're Democrats.

you can't spin those fascists into anything but shit!

ehhhhhh... Traditional, old school Elephants were still very environmentally conscious, turn nationalism into a positive trait. Patriots for nature and equal pay from the established woke billionaires! Be a real American, soldier!

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (6 children)
[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I don't hate most leftists (or even non-leftists for that matter). I hate the kind that hate other leftists. The lemmy.ml tankies always complain that people who disagree with them are splitting the left, when they're the ones calling everybody who vaguely disagrees with them a liberal. Not purely an ML thing though, there's plenty of this kind of person in all camps.

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[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 days ago

this whole platform be like:

[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Look what they did to my boi.

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[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago
[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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Nobody is left enough for anyone else on the left. You agree with me on an issue but differ on execution? You may as well be Trump!

[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 20 points 4 days ago

I made this for a comment (about small-data images, jpegs) days ago:

A simplified polygonal scene, originally from Futurama scene that's styled like anime. Fry is saying "You and I are enemies now." while pointing at a jpegified Professor Farnsworth. Meta note: The scene was made in the Godot game engine.

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