If only they could read
this post was submitted on 15 May 2025
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getting handcuffed by bicycle cops is the most embarrassing kind of arrest
Do they make perps ride on the handlebars, or do they have pegs?
Getting to ride the bicycle cop rickshaw almost makes up for being arrested
They have tandem bikes where they make them pedal in the back seat.
Next level: be a black guy wearing a shirt that says “do not shoot this guy”
Just kidding don’t try this at home
Or outside…
"This particular individual should not have engaged in consuming a succulent Chinese meal. The law's black and wide."
ol Jack Karlson .... Rest in Peace you wonderful freeloading bastard!
What is the charge? Eating a meal?
At first, I thought the cops were cyclists… then I realised it must just be that they can't read.
Gonna have to sue whoever made the shirt.
c/shirtsthatgoalittletoohardperhaps
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