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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 21 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Hollywood Executives can collectively only name at most seven actors at a given time. An entire nine-digit annual industry run by a bunch of coked-up goldfish.

[–] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 12 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Did they not publish their casual conversation for peer review???

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 28 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

Next Summer they'll show Black Hitler

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 30 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I would not be surprised if that was the title of Kanye’s next album.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

~~Kanye~~

Clayton West

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Just a reminder this was a real show

https://youtu.be/mf9jJx0NSjw

Only aired like one episode though

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Conan had Jewish Hitler on at one point. I think Sarah Silverman talked about it on a podcast recently but I can't remember which one right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DcrmnRijTQ

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Hitlack or Blitler?

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[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 136 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] OCATMBBL@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

World's first white first black president.

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 62 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Completely unrealistic and unwatchable. Suit needs to be tan.

[–] FriendBesto@lemmy.ml 11 points 6 hours ago

Take it easy man, we do not want to over stage Citizen Kane, here.

Mr. Tan Suit would win best supporting actor, AND best costume design, by itself.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

This is what makeup is for

[–] RaccoonBall@lemm.ee 5 points 4 hours ago

That would get them a lot of publicity

[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 46 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Hmmm so you need woman of colour? Maybe Gal Gadot? /s

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

If Hollywood ever did a film about Gaza they would unironically use Gal Godot in the role of a Palestinian woman.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

No doubt with lines like "They only hate Israel because of their religion" and "The IDF is protecting me, despite being Palestinian"

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

"Israel is saving Palestinians like me from the Hamas terrorist regime"

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 20 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It also be “both sides have something to learn from each other!” Oscar bait a la Crash or Green Book.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I was going to suggest that it would be done with lots of tearful emotion, but then I remembered that Gal can't actually act, so maybe it would be more of a "after saying the words, turning and looking towards the horizon in an heroic pose" medium shot moving into a panorama showing little children in the background.

(With the right music to pull people's emotional strings, obviously)

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