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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 7 points 51 minutes ago (3 children)

Next Summer they'll show Black Hitler

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 7 points 49 minutes ago

I would not be surprised if that was the title of Kanye’s next album.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 3 points 48 minutes ago

Hitlack or Blitler?

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 71 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 25 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Completely unrealistic and unwatchable. Suit needs to be tan.

[–] FriendBesto@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 hour ago

Take it easy man, we do not want to over stage Citizen Kane, here.

Mr. Tan Suit would win best supporting actor, AND best costume design, by itself.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

"Hollywood is crazy. The Last Samurai, staring Tom Cruise..?!"

[–] FriendBesto@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 hours ago (7 children)

The last Samurai is not played by Tom Cruise. He plays a guy who gets to know and grows to respect the last Samurai and Japanese culture.

Ken Watanabe as Lord Moritsugu Katsumoto, he plays the eponymous "Last Samurai."

Clearly you have not even watched the damn movie. Or what is your point?

But we are all good with a black woman playing the real life British Anne Boleyn?

Man, can't wait until we find out which white actor will play Barack Obama in his biopic. I mean, diversity is our strength.

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (5 children)

1-You had to actually watch the full movie to get any of that context

2-It's still Cruise's face front and center on every piece of promotional art

3-As much as I hate that this is true, the vast majority of people who saw that movie did not do so because they heard Ken Watanabe was in it

Yeah, no confusion here.

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[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

So, you missed the link...? Or, just lost your sense of humor in the war?

ETA: when did i say that Tom Cruise was the last samurai..?

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[–] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 36 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Hmmm so you need woman of colour? Maybe Gal Gadot? /s

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

If Hollywood ever did a film about Gaza they would unironically use Gal Godot in the role of a Palestinian woman.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago

It also be “both sides have something to learn from each other!” Oscar bait a la Crash or Green Book.

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[–] bappity@lemmy.world 50 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

This is obviously a perfect role for Ryan Gosling

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

I think he is already scheduled to star in the MLK movie, so not sure he would have the time

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