Good Guys, Bad Guys and explosions
as far as the eye could see
this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2024
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And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny
The third contender: the mighty embedded developer.
Why can't we see them?
They are embedded in the wall. 🥁
They are embedded in the GODDAMN WALLS!!
Discretly look up at the corners of your ceiling and you might be able to spot a Web Developer.
Mr. Rogers in a blood stained sweater.
Backend developer for certain, owing to ponytail theory.
Shame the original wording is so 2005. And right-to-left, for some reason.
The height increase of the ponytail is intended to demonstrate dominance
I wear my ponytail so loose that my hair band frequently falls out.
Also uses ableist language.
I assume that's what was being referred to.
determining women's intelligence from their appearance ?
that is a tad sexist :/
Men can have ponytails.
Men's ponytails can look dumb.
It's before they realised that people read Engish left-to-right, and the punchline is best at the end, I guess.
Suggested explanation: Women in educated professions often need their hair out of the way, and not just theoretically. Life sciences being a mostly-female and particularly pus-splattered example.
nice throwback with the title
Yes.
technically correct is the best correct.
Unrelated but the guy who made that animation makes mash up music and it fucking rules.
Neil Cicierega on YouTube
Is that Jeremy Strong??
No Greg you fucking idiot, that’s Kendall Roy, the guy whose ass you need to be kissing - nay, making out with - every single day like the sun shines out of it and you have a vitamin D deficiency.
@BolexForSoup @Maven @Crackhappy what did I just read
Jeremy Strong plays Kendall Roy in Succession. I was just doing a bit where i wrote something in the voice of Tom like he’s correcting Greg, who he frequently verbally abuses in the show. He always has these ridiculous descriptions and metaphors.
where's hackerman when we need him?
He hacked too much time again.
The UX designer!
Or at least he would get all of the praise!