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[–] dan69@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

The clean hands club!!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Such is the nature of my work. Is that what caused this?

[–] UnderFreyja@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Why did I get in this thread 😨

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

no?? you just have massive bloody spots where skin is missing and didn't have a problem with it?

[–] brezel@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago
[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

POST PICTURES OF YOUR HAND

[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Great, now there are hands fetishists too?!

[–] Remorhaz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

How is that in any way shocking?

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Your hands look like my hands. Have you been complimented on your lunula?

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[–] wuzzlewoggle@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Dermatophagia is a bitch.

Get some of that nail polish that prevents you from biting your nails and tastes really sour and put it on your skin instead of your nails. It won't stop you from biting necessarily but it will stop you from unconsciously biting.

[–] voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This might backfire..I love sour candy

[–] wuzzlewoggle@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago

Meant bitter, not sour. There is no way anybody likes that taste.

But even if you do, for me it wasn't 'this is so disgusting I'm not gonna bite anymore' but more my brain snapping out of unconsciously biting as soon as I realized the taste and then you get a brief moment to consciously stop.

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[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

You need something with hydrocortisone to soothe. Not just a lotion

[–] Tracaine@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Yes but I have acral deciduous skin syndrome.

Hand lotion and learn how to give yourself a manicure. 5 minutes a week and your hands will thank you.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] BangelaQuirkel@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I’ve been searching for something

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[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Your hands are dry. Use moisturizer. Or lather your hands in Vaseline before bed and sleep with cotton gloves. You will have a new set of hands in the morning.

[–] pyr0ball@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Hello Anxiety, my old friend...

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

No.

Moisturize with lotion, especially if you wash them very frequently or have other underlying skin conditions such as pet allergies.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My fingernails and cuticles are hella fucked up. 😩

Like my nails aren't smooth. They're like... Low poly models with visible faces.

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[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Not all fingers, usually only 1 or 2. Now my left index and right thumb has these holes

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