What upsets me the most is how far into it I had to read before I knew it was fake.
this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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It literally took until the "signed America over to Canada" line before I was confident it was fake.
Fuck, this is a weird timeline. At least Hitler was eloquent.
I’d say more diligent. He was screaming like a madman but practiced in front of a mirror.
He wasn't that eloquent honestly. Just ... Boisterous, loud and probably about on par with Trump when it comes to just packing stadiums and getting people riled up over social problems. Problems that were complex but he had simple answers to.
I'm really tired of all this "Hitler was a genius" bullshit, not only did he make terrible military decisions but he ran a government that was in disarray all the time. Constant turmoil followed him and many changes in personnel in important offices oftentimes just seemingly at a whim.
Not saying you're making that argument and honestly I get what you're saying but my God I have met too many people IRL and online that would suck Hitler's dick in an instant. You're right though, this timeline is dumb as fuck.
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I mean, there is literally 0 chance Trump has listened to or even heard of the ... band? musical group? ... Boards of Canada, only took me 7 words.
But uh hey, if you've never heard of em, give em a listen.
In particular, here's the last song, the outro 'manifesto' of their album 'Music has the right to children', their debut in 1998.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wnopyFg5msU
Rather poignant message.
Whole album is also great, of course.
Oh uh, headphones recommended.
This is fake?
He could never have such good taste in music.
No way Trump appreciates Boards of Canada.
Turns out this fakepost is actually a Boards of Canada fan detector mechanism, apparently.
I could tell partway into the first line because there is no way that this man appreciates art of any kind.
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:cautiously lifts onions to mouth, taking a bite:
Yeah this one tasted like shit lmao
I had a stroke about seven words in. Could someone tell me what this is about?
I saw Boards of Canada at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
This is fake, the real Boards of Canada love electrical infetterence.
I think Boards of Canada is a pretty cool guy. Eh likes electrical infetterence and doesn't afraid of anything
Is this a copypasta or was that just off the cuff lmao
Want to say I've seen this on reddit years ago and it was a different celebrity mentioned.
This is true, I was there.
Is this real or fake? I can't tell
I also, unironically, couldn't tell. That's not a great sign, when you look at gibberish like that and your first thought is "that... genuinely could be him...". Then you come to the comment section, and you're still not sure, because everyone else was unsure too.
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LLM have come such a long way. They can mimick that cum sock perfectly and it only costs like a swimming pool of water and electricity to run a small Swiss village in the alps.
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“Folks, have you heard this? There’s this big, gorgeous EP, they call it In a Beautiful Place Out In The Country. The Woke Democrats say it samples a Branch Davidian recruitment tape, but I don’t know folks…”
God damn I love that OP so much.
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Actually wish this was real lmao
No, we Canadians don’t want America, specially the red part. Well, maybe Alaska. That part is OK, they have king crab.
Ikr, who doesn't love King Crab?
Is this satire or real? I really can't tell
came to the comments to find out… still can't tell…
Can we talk about Boards of Canada for a sec? Such surreal music. It has a special place in my mind.
Some of my all-time favorite music. They are a massive influence in my taste in music...It had never occurred to me that nostalgia could be induced by 'foreign' (unfamiliar may be the better word) music, and for a place/time that may never have even existed or may be misremembered or jumbled with other memories. It's strange what music can do, how it can make you feel, think, see... They also showed me how ominous electronic music can sound, how much of a landscape can be painted with sound. I love all their albums, and getting to experience the release of Tomorrow's Harvest was a treat.
This is the second time I've seen BoC pop up in the past ~~2 days~~ day (edit, lol). I swear, the one good thing that's come about in the past couple years has been this place. Thank you all for being here and participating!
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The fact that there is a possibility that this is real and not Satire tells a lot about american society
Maybe I was wrong about this guy. Maybe he’s actually pretty chill.
I believed this was real for about half of the text. This fucking guy..
I'm still pretty sure that Trump caught Trudeau in bed with Melania and Ivanka.
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Why write fake posts when his real ones are even crazier
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