But... that actually exists. And it is much more expensive.
this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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Was going to say that The Onion put the decimal one place too far to the left.
I was going to say there's no way it's that ~~cheap~~ inexpensive.
$300? For less than 3 times that I could by their $700 cooler
You can still tell what it is though. It's either a Tesla or a dumpster.
So what you're saying goes is, I should paint a tarp to look like a dumpster with construction debris in it, then sell that for $694.20 (monthly subscription, the Tesla way) to improve the value of the home by hiding that monstrosity?
Excellent idea!
If they wanted to be more convincing they should've upped the price. No way Tesla would sell a tarp for only $36, gotta add a zero or two to that
They should add some inflatable sections so you can make it look like an F-150.
Price is too low
Looks like a pool table 🎱