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[โ€“] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You can still tell what it is though. It's either a Tesla or a dumpster.

So what you're saying goes is, I should paint a tarp to look like a dumpster with construction debris in it, then sell that for $694.20 (monthly subscription, the Tesla way) to improve the value of the home by hiding that monstrosity?

Excellent idea!