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[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

There's just no way he watches PBS documentaries

[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Not a documentary.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Aww, how cute, he wants to choose the prison he will rot in while awaiting his execution.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Good lord, no, keep him far away from California!

[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

If him being in California is torture to him, I say do it.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

He watches PBS?

[–] griD@feddit.org 25 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

PBS should air Star Trek 24/7 then. The TNG/DS9/VOY preferably.

[–] SippyCup@feddit.nl 10 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

😬 pretty easy to side with the Cardassians for someone like Trump...

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, but he will order people to refer to him as the Great Nagos.

[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

*Grand Nagus

[–] griD@feddit.org 4 points 6 hours ago

The monkey paw will curl, damn :(

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago

He'd get a kick outta their legal system...

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Ok, so we take out DS9. But TNG on repeat for sure.

[–] nirodhaavidya@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

By executive order Section 31 is formed. CIA director raises eyebrow in contempt.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago

Consider how stupid Donald Trump is, then consider how stupid one would have to be to vote for him, then consider that those people are all around you, all the time.

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 hours ago

Spiced up with malignant narcissism.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

He didn't announce it reopening, he said he wanted it to be reopened. Shit headline.

[–] LuckyPierre@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

Aren't films like this always showing somewhere?

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago

He better not be watching PBS. Not only did he not donate, like viewers like me, he is cutting their federal funding!

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 24 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

And yet Americans elected this man for a second term, by popular vote this time. He's not the only genius there.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

by popular vote

Every accusation is a projection.

2020 election denial is now a high school standard in Oklahoma btw.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

As in "Trump's been president since 2016" or as in "2020 elections were robbed in favor of candidate Biden"?

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

The later. Also there’s some COVID lab leak conspiracy shit.

These weren’t the standards that were presented to the public or teachers to review - they were swapped out at the last second from reasonable versions:

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 12 points 10 hours ago

When we were a more serious Nation, in times past, we did not hesitate to lock up the most dangerous criminals

I don't know, SOAD radicalized me when I was a teenager and I would say that this is bullshit from a criminological point of view.

[–] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 hours ago

Is he reopening Jurassic Park? 🤭

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I propose a movie about dinosaurs released in San Diego.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Or the movie about "the bus that couldn't stop"

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Sundowning…

[–] Hikuro93@lemmy.world 122 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (4 children)

So... You take a prison which:

  • Generates $60M yearly from being currently a museum;
  • Needs serious rebuilding and modernization to even function at all;
  • Needs a way to be supplied with safe water, plus constant deliveries of all other necessities, likely by boat.

And you get:

  • A prison which generates little to no revenue, while needing funds to be kept functioning.
  • Only has its name and somber history going in its favor, because "prisoners should be afraid of the historic haunted prison".

Yes. Brilliant idea, truly a Trump deal in all its glory, as we get to see how the casino-bankrupter's mind works. Hopefully by the time the prison is ready Trump and his cronies get to be the first "tenants". And whoever comes next declares the prison closed again and leaves them rotting there.

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago

But it is a typical Trump deal, selling vibes of "doing it the rough old way, with guns and hookers and lead paint and gasoline that makes your windows rainbow-colored".

That's what he sells. His fans know it's not achievable, they want a mess sufficient for something better to evolve, and vibes for them signify that mess. It's a bit like Shadow ideology in Babylon V.

[–] mriswith@lemmy.world 15 points 16 hours ago

Yes...?

It was literally NEVER about the money being spent by the government. Anyone who actually believed that is by dictionary definition, dumb.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 24 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I bet he plans on charging rent to the prisoners at California rates or some bullshit

[–] rottingleaf@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Beachside property after all. Rockside.

Actually would be a cool idea, make there a combined prison-museum with luxury cells like the one Brejvik spends his time in. If it goes together with a prison reform to in general make American prisons more like Norwegian ones, would be cool.

I mean, inmates shouldn't pay for that, I just caught a thought.

It's more interesting after all, inmates can talk to tourists and not feel too isolated, but live in more comfortable conditions than their historical colleagues, and you still have a profitable museum.

Sort of a prison entertainment park. On an island. One can even have a small computing history museum with an IRIX machine there, next to a few dinosaur pics.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

You can spend the night in a cell in Alcatraz already. I did it as a little scout. I would absolutely not call it luxury lol.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Somebody needs to just wave something shiny in front of him to distract him from this stupid idea.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 15 points 16 hours ago

Next up on truth social:

ONE OF MY SUBORDINATES JINGLED HIS KEYS IN FRONT OF ME FOR HOURS. I HAVE NEVER HAD THIS MUCH ENJOYMENT IN MY LIFE.

MAKE JINGLING KEYS GREAT AGAIN!

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 303 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (16 children)

This is standard procedure for him. Something gives him an idea, he assumes that it is pure genius and he immediately runs with it without even thinking it through or at least educating himself on the subject first to see if it is actually a good idea or not.

This is him just moments before he famously suggested on a national press conference that shining UV light or injecting disinfectant into people's bodies could be a treatment to COVID:

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 111 points 1 day ago

Been commenting about this for YEARS! Could never find that part of the video and here you have a pic!

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[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 34 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Has he been there? Like it's fuckin old. And small. Like really small. I don't know if he can legally do that either. Since it's a state park.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Well yes but it has a cool sounding name

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

Simple solution.

Rename another prison alcatraz and tell Trump it's up and running.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 42 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

He really is a profoundly stupid man. Everyone who supports him should be ashamed of themselves.

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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 49 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

Stop letting this man watch television.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 30 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Let him watch all the television he wants. Stop letting him interact with people and things.

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[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 129 points 1 day ago (5 children)

He wasn't watching PBS... so someone else told him to do it after watching it. Probably same person trying to find more reasons to defund PBS.

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[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 15 points 18 hours ago

The same PBS he wants to cut ahahaha

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