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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 63 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Trump has seen the JFK assassination from all the camera angles and its significance was lost on him

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago

Wouldn't surprise me if that was actually the case. "They missed the assassin and hit JFK instead? You're fired!"

[–] blunder@hexbear.net 55 points 2 months ago

Critical support

[–] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)

JDPON Don trying his hardest to get whacked by his own deep state.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

It would be so fun if some crazy CIA coup shit happened and made it to the history books

[–] Volcatile@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)

fuck really ?? this is how I find out I lost my job?

[–] Volcatile@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

wait fuck

ignore me

keep posting comrades :fedposting:

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

hey did this website just get about 1,200 posters quieter around here or is it just me?

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Reddit in shambles after losing so many admins

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

facebook may as well close down

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

sit-back-and-enjoy

When a CIA ghoul stuck on a mission won't get evac because the admin staff who usually organizes contacting assets, flights, payment etc. was just fired

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Or the agent himself waits for extraction, but the only thing coming instead is message "you're fired" (then he get fired upon).

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

no more half measures, the cia is woke mr president cia obama-socialism

[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

CIA is going to have to cut back on its entrapment operation budget. No longer has the money to be subtle about it.

On an unrelated note, hello fellow transsexuals. I hope your daily estrogen injection went as well as mine. Would any of you be interested in joining me in the acquisition of scheduled substances, the construction of large explosive devices, of the assassination of prominent political figures?

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh hey, you're my woodworking buddy! How are things over in Langle- I mean your workshop?

[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mostly building explosive devices by hand, of course. I assume you're doing the same?

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes yes, just finished printing 100 illegal copies of the Anarchist cookbook to teach some teenagers how to make pipe bombs!

[–] WoodScientist@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Ah, teaching is such a virtue! It's as Christ taught.

Give a man a pipe bomb, keep him armed for a day.

Teach a man to build a pipe bomb, keep him armed for the rest of his life.

I'm pretty sure that passage is somewhere in Luke. And ultimately, when better to teach people to build bombs than when they're young and have that nice neuroplasticity working in their favor? What you're doing makes sense from both a scientific and religious perspective!

[–] senseamidmadness@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Top-tier comment, well done

[–] Leegh@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

Makes a lot more sense now why the CIA was openly advertising for Chinese informants lmao

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

80% of the CIA work will be done by ChatGPT

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I guess he's going to be a lot more like JFK than we thought.

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

Hopefully he will continue to be like JFK for the rest of his life.

[–] Bloobish@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago
[–] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Please replace the CIA with chatgpt timmy-pray

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago
[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

rage-cry You can't! This is my calling given to me by my Heavenly Father!

fedposting er, I mean, this is so cool and good, don't you agree fellow Brotheren- LEFTIST I MEAN LEFTISTS

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

no more half measures walter

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

We have the best book depositories, don't we folks? a-little-trolling

[–] Bronstein_Tardigrade@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 months ago

Finally, some good news.

[–] Vingst@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

As if having imposter syndrome wasn't hard enough!

[–] Spike@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

If only the ending of infernal affairs/the departed was they all just get fired

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago
[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee -2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

this is for the beneift of putin and MSB.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

LOL, LMAO even