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[–] Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 30 minutes ago

Pretty sure that guy shit in his hat.

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Me hearing about Trump.

Hope he meets a violent end soon. Hope this country gets some competent leaders soon too. That criminal and his associates deserve the worst form of justice.

This situation we are in is the culmination of Capitalism and two nearly identical parties driving the United States for the past 2XX years.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 15 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

How ironic would it have been on a scale of 1 to 100 if he'd had a stroke and died during the service lol

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 hours ago

it would make me reconsider faith....

I mean not long but still

[–] choab@discuss.online 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 59 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Fucking sleepy Joe, amiright?

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 47 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago
[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

He even has a nice padded spot to lay his head./s

[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Well he did assassinate him (by proxy)

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 3 hours ago

Well Vance is a psychic vampire, so probably.

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 77 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

I'm genuinely shocked he didn't burst into flames on entering the place.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 32 points 9 hours ago

this has been the greatest proof against higher powers for me. too few evil fucks autocombusting

[–] Cocopanda 51 points 12 hours ago (12 children)

There’s no god. So don’t expect anything to happen to evil people.

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jecxjo@midwest.social 9 points 10 hours ago

Karma police arrest this man

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[–] L0wded_@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 hours ago

Im still laughing what the fuck is he doing

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 3 points 7 hours ago

Now we must be great, right? We great? I think we're great.

[–] trashboat@midwest.social 57 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] BigRigButters@lemm.ee 26 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I mean it is Bidens fault he fell asleep

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I cannot stop being utterly convinced that this guy is just funny valentine

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 4 hours ago

steel ball run confused the fuck out of me like this guy went from fat and ugly to absolutely bae and Gucci

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 17 points 11 hours ago

What an embarrassment. A fat, bloated, idiot, embarrassment.

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