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[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 12 points 15 hours ago

Hate him all you want, he is speaking facts here

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 116 points 1 day ago (4 children)

[read in a sped up voice] According to Judeo-Christian values, a three inch penis is actually very large and it means you are very smart if you are a traditional conservative.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that supposed to be read or read?

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Depends if you are in a fugue state.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, like Sterling Mallory Archer, code name Duchess

[–] daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

That's a cute little hat you're wearing Mr. Shapiro (read in Mr. Feeny's voice)

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

JUST READ WHAT IS ON THE PROMPT! THE NISSAN COPY!

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

https://youtu.be/qo-7o2re9Ig

And that's what they want. And that's what they're going to do. And that's what they want.

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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 173 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Apparently it's snowflake night on Lemmy.

Edit: She's apparently a trad-wife conservative piece of shit. Unfortunate.

Double edit:

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 91 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 114 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 50 points 20 hours ago

Don't make ben relatable

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

They woke me the fuck up.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Definitely not.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 16 hours ago

Shame. Damn shame.

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[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Creepy little freak is perving on his own sister.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 50 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I mean, you are aware these texts aren't real right

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 32 points 21 hours ago (3 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago

Satire is dead and we killed it.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Brutally murdered

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[–] KarfiolosHus@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 20 hours ago

These idiots done so much worse on a Tuesday afternoon, then it looks tame and believable in comparison

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 19 hours ago

Every sentence that starts with that name, leaves me wanting to shower my insides, and with fewer brain cells.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

🛥️😍

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 75 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] frog@feddit.uk 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Evil temptation is supposed to be tempting. Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled taught me that.

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

That movie is one of my most guilty pleasures.

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[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The Debil has the hottest stable.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Apparently she did some camming under a pseudonym like 7 years ago. I can’t recall the name anymore, but it was not a gratifying discovery.

[–] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For what it’s worth, I was sincere. And they were nothing to write home about.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There was an article written about this.

Apparently the nudes of Abigail Shapiro is really of a camgirl named Rachel MFC.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 19 points 22 hours ago

This is very important, what's Rachel's political viewpoint 🧐

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago

Looked it up and those are, indeed, the jubblies I witnessed.

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 20 points 23 hours ago

It wasn't her

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh, she's hot but a psycho

So left but she's right, though

At night, she's screamin'

"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago

I can fix her, I'm sure of it.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shapiro: “This is my seester.”

[–] SW42@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago
[–] loomy@lemy.lol 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago

Them titties are nice

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I am so with you there. Like, why on god's green earth, would this man write about his sister's boobs? And I'm lost on what sort of point he was even trying to make. (K ... its fake.) But I do understand that this is all sort of revolting. Got it.

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