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Is calling someone Petal a slang or a regionalism? I, 30-something male, love doing that, petal.
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I like the phrase "tell a lie" used right after you misspeak or remember something to the contrary of what you just said.
I hate clunge and minge. I'm not generally opposed to vulgarity but these are just taking the piss. On a similar note, the cockney rhyme for Eartha Kitt is just distasteful.
When it's raining, and someone inevitably tells me it's raining, I like to say 'perfect weather for ducks, innit'
I also like 'Kuch' which is Welsh slang for 'cuddle'
Love it gonna steal it the next time it rains!
A fucking depraved dirty sex act, you'd feel shame even googling
Only if you're doing it right!
Lol ya freak
Most hated is “boffin” for scientist—“boff” is American slang for sex, so it sounds like calling them “fuckers” (which generally doesn’t seem to be the intended connotation).
Which in turn can be slang for vomit. Wonderful :)
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"Wanker" is what I remember most of the time, ya f'in wanker lol
Wanker is great!
I use "proper" a lot, so that one is inevitably favourite, unless it's not an exclusive UK slang
hated, well there are lots, but I think the word "bellend" is stupid for its purpose.
mixed, also like hearing some brittish dialects say the word "water bottle" as wuh-er boh-ol. like wow. lol
loved, "bullocks!" has always been a chuckle-able reaction to things. like wtf is that.
Bellend it’s just the tip of the shaft - the bell shaped bit at the end… also used to signify a stupid person.
that is a good explanation, thank you.
'Bollocks' as in another way of saying 'bullshit'... When you hear someone say something that's totally not true... What a load of bollocks.
Bullocks is great!
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The dog's bollocks and the dog's breakfast.
My most hated is definitely how some (all?) Brits say "Leftenant" instead of "Lieutenant".
Most beloved is a bit harder... "Blimey" is a nice one though.
But we do say Lieutenant!
We just don't call em Lou-Tennants.
What do you say in lef of that?
Pronunciation with lef- is common in Britain, and spellings to reflect it date back to 14c., but the origin of this is a mystery (OED rejects suggestion that it comes from old confusion of -u- and -v-).
Listen here, you little...
Blimey is great!
British people are fucked. They say shit like hi Marvin and then think you're an idiot for not recommending somewhere to eat.
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Pear shaped (things have gone pear shaped, i.e. things have gone wrong a bit)
Bellend (basically calling someone a dick, stupid or annoying)
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast (I'll get this thing done before you know it)
Never liked : Govna/Guv/Guvner
"Shaking hands with the unemployed"
Just kidding, that one's a cracker
most loved: literally any insult from Gordon Ramsay ever
my most hated: literally any name of food. It's like they picked one of those huge spinning wheels and chose names at random
I was in Britain for only a handful of days and think I saw at least two meanings for the word bubble and none of them were "air pocket inside a liquid" (or even "fizzy drink" or something related to bubbles). One was mashed potatoes, I can't remember the other one. You'll simply need to ask to find out what it is they're selling!