someone should make a hotline miami clone where luigi storms through vatican city and murders all the pedos and the people who protected them
this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2025
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As the ruling Pope
INT. PAPAL APARTMENTS NIGHT
The Dean of the Conclave herds a group of curious Cardinals as they rush to the entrance, crowding around the young man. He carries a letter as he sleeps, clearly exhausted from the travels
The dean grabs and reads the letter.
Dean: Gentlemen, sit down. It appears we have another cardinal. The Pope had named Cardinal Mangione in secret in a —perfectly legitimate— seldom used procedure.
This comment it golden
If the Roman Catholic Church had any survival instinct left they would do it
The Pope can’t be hot. It’s like a law or something
Also must be minimum 83 years old
Make work program for Catholic Octogenarians
Biden turning down the second term so he could run for Pope.
by god is that Hillary's music?
The Catholic church could try to fix their membership crisis by having a hot young pope.
If he becomes Pope, doesn't that technically mean he has diplomatic immunity due to being head of state? How does that work if someone was accused of a crime outside of their country prior to becoming head of state?
He is also white, Italian
Well is he white, or is he Italian?
We're playing with Meditteranean racism rules, not US ones.
This is the best answer I have ever seen to that question. Congratulations!
Whiteness is not a fixed concept, it's relational. Irish, Slavs, and Mediterraneans can be white or not depending on who they're being compared to.
I know... but I also really like telling white people that they aren't white and need to have solidarity with the rest of us instead of thinking of themselves as separate. Whiteness is not a fixed concept and I want to break it.
whitalian
it's his turn
let me be an instrument of thy wrath 
What would be his pontificial name?
There is a Saint Luigi Scrosoppi of Udine, who is the Patron Saint of people with HIV/AIDS, people who would also get screwed over by the healthcare system.
So Pope Luigi definitely could work.
Pope Innocent of doing anything bad
Pope Weegee
pope biggus dickus