Reminder that Luigi Mangione, the handsome young man most unfairly accused of murder, is a Catholic. He is also white, Italian and vaguely paternalistic. Finally, he has been compared to Jesus and various saints, and is seen as a champion of the sick and the downtrodden.

All I'm saying is, the College of Cardinals has a chance to do something very funny.

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[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The Pope can’t be hot. It’s like a law or something

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Also must be minimum 83 years old

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Make work program for Catholic Octogenarians

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Biden turning down the second term so he could run for Pope.

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago

by god is that Hillary's music?

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

The Catholic church could try to fix their membership crisis by having a hot young pope.