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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 14 points 3 days ago

Their whole business model is "wait for self driving and then $$$" as they'll no longer have to pay anybody.

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[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 19 points 4 days ago

This would be legitimately amazing.

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Dude there’s probably a business in that. People typically just get hookers for that weird situation where a rich powerful man has to go to an event and bring a plus one, and he can’t find a woman who doesn’t hate him so he has to rent one by the hour.

Make it an app. Fuck it. Lets let the business majors ruin that too.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They usually get escorts, which actually isn't the same thing as a hooker and not all of them actually do sex work. I have no idea why I know anything about that, but it was something I was just kinda aware of as a young adult.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"not all of them actually do sex work" is one of those fictions that everyone on all sides is happy to play along with.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I've always understood it to be more "sex isn't guaranteed if you're a big enough asshole and sometimes they're a beard"

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[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

About to rent me one

[–] sommerset@thelemmy.club 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is this real? I wouldn't be surprised

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Nah, just a meme.

[–] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

so that you can google map together?

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

i assume, if this were real, which it isn't, the idea would be that everyone on the app has to pass a background check, so if you're walking through an unfamiliar neighborhood and you're a class of person who has reason to fear walking alone, you'd have someone there with you to help you be just a little more safe. obviously not as good as an actual trusted friend, but for certain people in certain situations, better than nothing

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (3 children)

A lot of people can pass a background check that you wouldn't want to escort your daughter.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

No different than getting in an Uber or taxi for that matter, except it's harder to escape a car on the highway.

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[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Did not expect Uber entering to pimp industry.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago
[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 3 points 4 days ago
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