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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 102 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'd rather see gooner shit than boot licking shit

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 78 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I have seen far worse that is much more deserving of an air strike

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 72 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

those strike themselves

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[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 57 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I like huge anime titties more than this guy, but I have the decency not to advertise the fact to my neighbors.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

My neighbors just advertise their fascism. Ever notice how sexually repressed countries are more prone to war?

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, ever since the Americans got their seat at the council of fucking they have been going off the rails. Coincidence? I think not.

E: boo, you changed it

[–] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

You should strive for this person's courage

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[–] trslim@pawb.social 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly, I'd rather see this than the crazy fuckin maga bullshit people around here have. Could use more hot anime men on it tho.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Chud in a jacked up F-350 with Molon labe bumper stickers, Don't Tread on Me License Plates, and a big Fuck-You QAnon themed MAGA Flag versus Weeb driving a Rice Rocket covered in horny anime stickers

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[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 42 points 2 months ago

No Trump stickers, I give it a pass

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 41 points 1 month ago

given where the world is these days ; I actually respect this truck owner

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Nah, that weeb is probably fine. Save your missile strikes for the thin blue line/ammosexual/deranged trump supporter trucks

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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

This guy probably missile strikes things for his job lol.

Like half the cars at our local airforce base have these stickers.

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Duuuude why is the air force full of weebs

One of my coworkers was a female former air force mechanic and even SHE was a fuckin weeb

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[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The state of the military concernes me...

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

it should concern everyone

[–] El_Azulito@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Not hurting anybody? Ya like big titties? Not sticking hateful MAGAT shit on there? What’s the problem? Give that man a metal of freedom.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What have you got against the IT staff?

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[–] tflyghtz@lemm.ee 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

I dunno, boobs are more pleasant to look at than other crap I see on vehicles.

[–] ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I have no idea who most of those characters are- which gives me an idea.

What if I just made a bunch of AI generic anime characters and symbols and put those stickers on my car? The hardcore anime guys would be like, "Wait, what show is THAT from!? That looks awesome... What's it from?" Just to passively drive a very specific type of person crazy trying to look it up.

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think the anime people will instantly know they're AI and think you're just a coomer obsessed with anime titties in particular.

What would be funny is to sticker bomb Teslas and Cybertrucks with shit like this.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

What would be funny is to ~~sticker~~ bomb Teslas and Cybertrucks ~~with shit like this~~.

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Hey! I recognize some of those Monster Musume girls! That's some pretty harmless, wholesome ecchi stuff.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

I guarantee this person is far less dangerous than a truck with truck nuts, or a trump flag, or a thin blue line sticker.

[–] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wouldn't mess with that truck if I were you. It's obviously boobytraped.

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[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Better than truck nuts honestly

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[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago
[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Not unless it belongs to a gestapo agent (ICE)

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[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

I know, officer. zips up pants But I did it for the memes.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago (11 children)

I swear Nissan drivers are the most fucked up on average

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You must not have Dodge drivers in your area.

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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist, the truck was vanity plated as ONANIST, but OP didn't know the meaning and covered it with the caption.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't know the meaning, either. Temba, his arms wide?

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Is that a "sexy" Daisy Duck?

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

So, someone plastering boobs on his truck is a missile target, but a musky orange tanking the world economy for a pump and dump isn't?

[–] malloc@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When you are a broke bitch but still want an Itasha car

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give this man a break, he owns a nissan truck.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That truck is virgin territory.

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't look back.

You can never look back.

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