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[–] Kurtagag@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Graven Tåkeheimens Saler in my ass

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

06 Burst in my ass...

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 1 points 1 month ago

something about dynomite

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

feel so low in my ass

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 1 month ago

Deficit in my ass

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Pigeonometry in my ass?

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

No surprises in my ass. I guess that’s true.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Nevertheless in my ass

The Song of Eärendil in my Ass

Hot on the heels of love in the ass

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Forest Temple (1 Hour version) in my ass

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 month ago

When I grow up, in my ass

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

A Christmas Fucking Miracle in My Ass

[–] Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Molly is a babe, in my ass

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

The Perpendicular Waltz in my ass.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That's A-Plenty In My Ass

(From the charming album Bing & Ella)

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

My Band In My Ass

[–] LwL@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Don't stay in my ass.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

La-Le-Lu in my ass

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

In the name of tragedy......in my ass

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Crest of the wave in my ass

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Bluebird in my ass - Paul McCartney

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

D.H.A.N.T.Z. in my ass

[–] Liz@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago
[–] scytale@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

“Witch Hunt” in my ass.

[–] Thecalicocar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Treasure in my ass

[–] Hellbent@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

No more monkeys jumping on the bed… in my ass

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Irving watermelon in my ass

[–] ptrsd@lemm.ee 1 points 4 weeks ago

Reminds me of this commercial

https://youtu.be/3RcrRRlKTUM

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

Wacky workbench in my ass

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Starfire 500 in my ass

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Aqueous Transmission in my ass

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Scattered and Lost...

[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'm Just a Kid...in my ass. I don't like what this is implying

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Forth Erolingas in my ass.

[–] ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Discipline in my ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw5t6EbY4Q4

I recommend this concept album to anyone who wants to hear a good story in rap form with beautiful instrumentals

[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Put the Boogie in your butt (Eddie Murphy) in my ass.

Doesn't change much.

[–] Hastur@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I wish it would rain down... In my ass?

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

"All the world is mad in my ass" by Thrice in my ass

[–] Comtief@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Star wars rebels theme

[–] jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Tool Assisted Speedcore (TQBF Frame Advance Remix) in my arse.

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 weeks ago

In your ass in my ass. That has quite the ring to it.

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Cruising to self soothe in my ass

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