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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh he'll bless you. And by bless you, I mean kick you off a cliff. That's what you get for being a filthy cleric.

[–] 000999@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago

Good day! You look reasonably sane! What are you doing in the Catacombs? Are you a cleric or something?

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I say gesundheit because well...the other is religious and no thanks.

I also say 'no thanks' when someone trys to 'bless me' after sneezing. I don't want your magic tricks

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You say Gesundheit to avoid religious language

I say Gesundheit because I live in Germany

We are not the same

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do you say gesundheit in german

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Is it used in English as well? Do you live in an area with many German immigrants?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Just to be clear, I'm not a professional "quote maker". I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. That being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence." - Aalewis

Eh?

I just do bless you or whatever people seem to prefer because people already hate atheists enough. Treat em how they wanna be treated, yanno

[–] BadNewsNobody@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I always say "take care".

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have neither the desire nor the authority to bless anybody.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You have as much authority as any God-ordained clergyman. I know, I know, watch yourself on the edge.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Could you not?