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[–] Macallan@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Pop the protective cap off the other end to reveal the combination butt plug side.
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Pretty sure that's the optional sounding attachment.

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A battery terminal is like half an inch across.. op has unlocked self burn

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's not designed to accommodate size ... it's meant to cut everyone down to size

[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey honey wake up, new circumcision just dropped

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

If everyone is small... no one will be. Life will finally be fair.

Yeah I wouldn't even touch the sides.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yes, if your battery posts are corroded to shit you just stick that thing on there & twist it around, rub up & down, and it cleans the crud off.

Once the battery post is clean & connection made, I'd recommend a protective spray or even a nice, thick layer of petroleum jelly. Keeps it nice. 👌

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Using baking soda a bit of water and some time will also get rid of the corrosion along with neutralizing the acid which tends to come back otherwise.

Just disconnect and remove the battery. Wipe the battery with a paper towel covered in a paste made from baking soda. After, rinse it off with some clean water. Clean and rinse the car's battery tray and Clamp like you did with the battery. Get a large-ish bowl or dish with some water and. Soak the harness terminals for a few minutes while adding baking soda until it stops fizzing. Get an old toothbrush and scrub the terminal with a baking soda paste. Rinse, re-install everything and you're done.

It got my harness terminals from a crystallized mess from leaking to looking brand new (seriously) and none an issue for the past 4 years.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

They probably are. I think I may need a new one. Or I should at least try disconnecting and reconnecting.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yes, car batteries. Meant to clean corroded terminal posts.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh! Cool, thank you. I really should more about car batteries. I'm unsure about mine.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't worry, they're fine.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If you lick the terminals and it tastes like sour lemon that means it's working.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well duh. Why would you buy it when you can just use it in the store and leave it back on the shelf after you're done?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not sure if you're a pragmatist or a cheap bastard *squints*

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

My resume/rap sheet lists neither of those labels explicitly, but I'm sure it's a little of both.

[–] SonicDiarrhea@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago
[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Cyborg sandworm

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But how else are you supposed to remove the warts and barnacles?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Industrial plies & an electric sander, with a bit of motor oil to keep your skin moist and smelling great

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Damn, that explains the incident with the sand blaster!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

With sandpaper, by hand, if you're at all serious about your craft.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Hah! Joke's on you. Unless I'm rubbing it against the sides I don't think I'd ever feel it. #smolppgang

[–] dnick@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Plus it’s way too big

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 5 points 1 week ago

Skill issue

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Its not terrible if you use it with Valvalene brand oil based lubricant.

Depending on.... your preferences.