California?
Also more seriously just gimmie your cash app barcode as I run out the door we good.
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God: There's ample of warning and time for you to run, why are you still in the building?
You: in a line paying my meal.
Horrifyingly enough this actually happened lmao
(wikipedia link)
The president of the supermarket company, as well as various employees, were later sentenced to prison terms for their actions during the fire.
Meanwhile, Amazon delivery drivers are fired if they don't make deliveries when a tornado is in their area.
I vaguely remember he was only held responsible after the masses became very very upset that he was getting off.
After the fire broke out, exits were locked to prevent people from stealing merchandise.
I hope after everything was repaired as many people went out of their way to shoplift there as possible.
Absolutely brilliant that I didn't even have to give context and you knew EXACTLY what I was talking about
Thank you for the link! I couldn't remember the names or where it happened but I thought of the story immediately
It looks like Paraguay needs a Luigi 🟢.
The meal was fire*
Hmmm, free meal or risk my life to pay, now that is a difficult decision.
if insurance doesnt cover this we need more insurance luigis
It feels like this was made with ai but i could be wrong
My head is gonna explode
AI generated slop🤮