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All hail the can of beans, the one true Lord

[–] SirShanova@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] spaceribs@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You've just been BEAN'D!!! 😱🤣🤫

[–] ThatsTheTicket@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You have a wonderful kitchen, cousin. (where my sietchposters at?) 😂

[–] kebabslob@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Mmm theater food

[–] lunaticneko@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

But the beans are not fucking. I am now fucking disappointed.

Do you like it in this position, Disappointed?

[–] AzuleBlade@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beans beans, the magical fruit

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The Messiah has arrived! He has brought with him the Content That Was Promised!

[–] thehatfox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Beanus likes beans!

[–] ATDA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Shit they figured out the algorithm. Here's an up vote.

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Came here for the no poop group, stayed for the beans.

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

This is not true. I upvoted because they are pictures of baked beans.

Nature has given you tasty food rich in fibre and protein, please be grateful to the bean.

[–] Cybermass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Not just beans, there's also tomato sauce

[–] GonzoVeritas@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You're obviously the next Warhol, and this art installation deserves all the upboats.

[–] Bluefrog1313@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It is not just a can of fucking beans. It's a can of fucking beans in tomato sauce.

[–] aregularbeaneater@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I would eat those

[–] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Image Transcription:


[An image depicting a light blue 13.7 ounce can of 'Heinz' brand beans with tomato sauce on a white background.]


^I'm a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^

[–] CheddarBiscuits@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Canadian here, y'all need them Maple syrup beans with cut up hotdogs in it!

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Make sure the guy that won't shit for 3 days doesn't see this!

[–] ToastyMedic@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

This can of beans has become the most popular post, top quality content right here.

[–] thomasb2k@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Roll that beautiful bean footage

[–] rontosaurus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Bean nice meeting yall

[–] Stinkywinks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Rather just have one big bean

[–] Kerplookniac@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hey, don’t sell your beans so short, they also have tomato sauce!

[–] static@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago

I upvote just to mark as read without having to open comments...

[–] MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

But maybe we hate Kidney beans.

[–] lemony@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

solid beans mate

[–] garamasala@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

That reminds me, that have bean work to do.

[–] ChocoboRocket@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The blue cans are maple beans in Canada, and essential to chilli

Easily one of the sexiest beans (if not, the sexiest)

[–] 3sframe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'm a simple man, I see a can of beans, I upvote it.

[–] nightspades@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's not just a can of beans, it's what the can of beans stands for.

[–] kfj55@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I was just thinking how I haven't seen enough cans of beans today.

[–] joeymaynard@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I'm not personally into effortless bean-memes but thanks for sharing

[–] popemichael@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Can I get some non-fucking beans?

I prefer my legumes to be virginal.

[–] solidsnake2085@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

Not just beans... Heinz beans!

[–] Lexam@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Mmm yeah, look at those moist beans!

[–] TigerClawTV@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Fucking beans are sexier than regular beans.

[–] EyesInTheBoat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

With Tomato Sauce

[–] LeHappStick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

ÑOM ÑOM ÑOM ME LIKE POROTOS

[–] omey@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Yes, we do upvote anything.

[–] Applesaucenema@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

You lied, that's not just beans, there's also tomato sauce in there.

[–] SirShanova@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Thank god for beans

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

PROTIP: beans spelled backwards is snaeb

[–] Col3814444@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah but Heinz beans are the best beans so they always get an upvote. Op is cheating.

[–] D_Fire@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] bappity@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

BEEEEEANS WHAT THE FUUUUUU

[–] dimlo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Heinz beans are awful, disgusting and taste like shit. Branston beans is the way

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