All hail the can of beans, the one true Lord
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Wild time
You've just been BEAN'D!!! 😱🤣🤫
You have a wonderful kitchen, cousin. (where my sietchposters at?) 😂
Mmm theater food
But the beans are not fucking. I am now fucking disappointed.
Do you like it in this position, Disappointed?

Beans beans, the magical fruit
The Messiah has arrived! He has brought with him the Content That Was Promised!

Beanus likes beans!
Shit they figured out the algorithm. Here's an up vote.
Came here for the no poop group, stayed for the beans.

This is not true. I upvoted because they are pictures of baked beans.
Nature has given you tasty food rich in fibre and protein, please be grateful to the bean.
Not just beans, there's also tomato sauce
You're obviously the next Warhol, and this art installation deserves all the upboats.
It is not just a can of fucking beans. It's a can of fucking beans in tomato sauce.
I would eat those
Image Transcription:
[An image depicting a light blue 13.7 ounce can of 'Heinz' brand beans with tomato sauce on a white background.]
^I'm a human volunteer transcribing posts in a format compatible with screen readers, for blind and visually impaired users!^
Canadian here, y'all need them Maple syrup beans with cut up hotdogs in it!
Make sure the guy that won't shit for 3 days doesn't see this!
This can of beans has become the most popular post, top quality content right here.
Roll that beautiful bean footage
Bean nice meeting yall
Rather just have one big bean
Hey, don’t sell your beans so short, they also have tomato sauce!
I upvote just to mark as read without having to open comments...
But maybe we hate Kidney beans.
solid beans mate
That reminds me, that have bean work to do.
The blue cans are maple beans in Canada, and essential to chilli 
Easily one of the sexiest beans (if not, the sexiest)
I'm a simple man, I see a can of beans, I upvote it.
It's not just a can of beans, it's what the can of beans stands for.
I was just thinking how I haven't seen enough cans of beans today.
I'm not personally into effortless bean-memes but thanks for sharing
Can I get some non-fucking beans?
I prefer my legumes to be virginal.
Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.
Not just beans... Heinz beans!
Mmm yeah, look at those moist beans!
Fucking beans are sexier than regular beans.
With Tomato Sauce
ÑOM ÑOM ÑOM ME LIKE POROTOS

Yes, we do upvote anything.
You lied, that's not just beans, there's also tomato sauce in there.
Thank god for beans
PROTIP: beans spelled backwards is snaeb
Yeah but Heinz beans are the best beans so they always get an upvote. Op is cheating.

BEEEEEANS WHAT THE FUUUUUU
Heinz beans are awful, disgusting and taste like shit. Branston beans is the way