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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 15 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Nah mate, I'll decide how much is enough. That ain't enough.

[–] Podunk@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago

Seems off by a factor of 5 by my personal consumption. This is a stockpile for ludite teatotalers imo. Pure amateur numbers for anyone paying attention.

[–] Nemean_lion@lemmy.ca 83 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But what am I supposed to drink after next month?

[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago

No, you see... that's a monthly subscription amount.

Some people just don't read the article. 🤪

[–] chaosCruiser 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Water. The hangover will last till the next inauguration. You won’t even notice what’s going on while you puke.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

It's a diet aid too? This keeps getting better and better.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago

Triple it, this is a 3 beer/day presidency.

[–] kudra@sh.itjust.works 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Bold of them to assume that Trump's presidential term will end at four years.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

You mean he will last 5 terms?

[–] kudra@sh.itjust.works 3 points 17 hours ago

Pretty sure he'll be dead before lasting that long... I wonder what the odds are on exactly how though

[–] rowrowrowyourboat@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The National Post is US-owned and conservative-leaning.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.ca 2 points 17 hours ago

With the "trump said that, trump did that" every couple hours to a day, I'm gonna need 3 more boxes lol.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Or the cans are cursed and you can drink them quicker to shorten Trump's presidency, but what would happen to you?

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You become an alcoholic I mean republican

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 1 points 21 hours ago

At least with an alcoholic l, there is some chance to reason.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

I'm stocking up on 4 yrs of gin

[–] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now fix the interprovincial trading rules and provincial liquor cabal rules so that I can have one delivered to Alberta!

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I’ll pay the 25% retaliatory tarts to get it in the US, but only if I can ride back in the crate afterwards.

[–] Yoga@lemmy.ca 2 points 18 hours ago
[–] StrawberryPigtails@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Too bad they won’t ship it to Alabama. We could use it here too. 😳😂

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

There's a reason for that, eh

[–] StrawberryPigtails@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 19 hours ago

That there is. It’s going to be an… interesting 4 years. And an even more interesting time clean up the mess afterwards.

[–] FinnTheFickle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can we just find a way to stay blacked out on propofol until 2029?

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope this ends in 2029, but I have my doubts....

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

WASHINGTON, July 27 (Reuters) - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump told Christians on Friday that if they vote for him this November, "in four years, you don't have to vote again. We'll have it fixed so good, you're not gonna have to vote."