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coin gets rejected, he has hit awkwardly hold the doll, grab the coin and try to put it in the right way
My bro was visiting family in the united states of north of Mexico, and while there got to visit Chicago. First thing he saw entering the train was a "just an ass - vagina" of a used sex doll trashed on the entrance of the wagon.... keep not giving a fuck northmexicans
Well of course HDGAF, it was deflated.
People gotta stop being weird about sex.
A sex doll is almost the definition of "weird about sex"
Maybe if we weren't weird about sex, folks wouldn't need to fuck a balloon.
Why is it so weird? How is it any different than a pucket pussy or a vibrator?
People have sex. Lots of people, lots of sex and as much different way to have sex.
It's a toy made specifically for sex. Nothing weird about it.
does that count as a blow job?
At least he didn't fill her up right then and there afterwards.
This feels a lot like a bachelor party thing
It's exactly like that. Except without the bachelor. Or the party.
Well, maybe a little bit of party.
The free air pump is the wildest thing about this?
Free? Where is this?
You can find these stations in lots of public places in Europe. They usually have some tools for basic bicycle repair too
Shit, in the US you now gotta swipe a credit card to buy air. TO BUY AIR!
When he carries it away afterwards, is that sex trafficking?
Has anyone ever used one of those blow up "sex dolls" cause like I can't imagine it actually feeling good. More just a gag decoration at a party
As a person equipped with a penis I can promise you, if there is a hole, some one has put their dick in it.
Well no doubt about that. I'm asking how it feels. I don't imagine it's good
Just Asking For A Friend
I assume you'd lube it up but yeah. Lonely dudes aren't shelling out 3k for full sized fuck dolls because $20 blowups are an acceptable substitute.
Cheaper to buy a coconut
Blowing it up, might be a prank. Fucking it? Well yeah, he don't care.
"It's for a friend"
Most socially adept The Long Drive player.
Pump it
Louder!
Then do it again.
That looks like Judy. She's more of an inflatable companion. Only hole she has is the air nozzle.
How old is that picture? Are there any JPEG daters in here?
I wonder how accurate you can date a picture based on jpeg artifacts and resolution.
That's actually really interesting. I bet you could do it really well if you had some measure of how popular the image was
No shame.
I mean he probably should've waited until night
No one wants to have sex with a headache.
Garbage-tier life goals
I'd do the same if there're no kids or young girls around
"Yes officer, this comment right here"
Please explain the difference between young girls and young boys in this scenario.
young girls 18-24 I'd say. I have nieces that are this age. I just want to pump my doll and go home in peace