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Yup, I took a large venti in your bathroom

[–] phx@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

It's a Venti low-whip triple-curler with nuts on top

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I have ordered a "medium" many times, they understand sensible sizes too.

[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You should open the venti, it reeks in there.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Because of the massive trumps.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I went to a Starbucks once and he started yapping all this terminology at me and I just said "a medium hot chocolate, please".

Then got charged four quid.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

you ever wanna really make their brain skip a beat

ask for a black coffee in the biggest cup

totally makes them have to stop and think and they always catch themselves trying to add something to it. I will usually add, no I don't want room for cream but I do want a little room so it doesn't bounce out when I try to start drinking it

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I wish I liked coffee to be able to do that. Then again, their prices are so exaggerated throwing the coffee away after the bit has about the same value as drinking it.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i don't get their coffee very often but back when I did, it was like $2 for just a huge coffee. I'd rarely finish it but would do the job. When it started costing more, I don't go there much. When I do it's with a gift card someone's gifted to me.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Find you a small local place that sells branded mugs and offers $1 refills.

[–] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

That sounds very American

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Their coffee is burnt tasting, why would you want it?

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I don’t find it burnt tasting, but for my taste it’s so sweet i can barely taste anything else in it. I tried to like it but ultimately it was just not for me

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only when they leave it sitting for too long. If you can get a fresh brew its actually quite nice. That is a big IF though.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hkw tf do you get a non fresh brew at a starbucks

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

Lazy baristas or cheap managers let the coffee sit in the heated carafe too long.

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fun fact. Venti just means 20 in Italian. So when you order a venti hot latte, it's 20oz. Which is not true for the cold drinks, which is 24oz.

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Imagine someone coming up to the counter to inform the barista that someone took a 20 oz shit

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

“Oh and here’s your scale back.”

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I think it's funnier to imply they eyeballed it, lol

[–] Atlas_ie@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Shit is weighed in courics

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 0 points 6 days ago

Burnt shit.

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

My understanding is the cup size is different because cold drinks typically have ice that gets added to the same amount of liquid.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That the room for it, what's the issue?

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I was wondering that myself. Perhaps they went in the urinal?