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[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 87 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Korkki@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago

Russia has oligarchs. The west has successful entrepreneurs.

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why are people surprised? He's the president!

[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They meant the president of the USA

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They still have that? I thought it had been privatized?

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 weeks ago

It has, Musk bought it.

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

They kept the name of the position

[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yes, I am aware, I'm American, I just worded it poorly.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Good, now he’ll have a nice quiet space to focus on his path of exile character.

[–] toomuchbeer@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you think whoever actually plays his account will share the office?

Or will they be allowed to WFH.. lol

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He’ll rent out an office space an hours drive from them and make them do it there.

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

An hour? Musk must be feeling generous.

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

The us has been fucked for a long time. Only people who grew up in a supremely fucked place would allow what we see today. This is just the latest manifestation of fucked. Free Luigi!

[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't see why he needs his own office when he'll be under Trump's desk gargling saggy nuts most of the time.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You woefully have misunderstood the dynamic. Trump's the sub.

[–] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Regardless, I don't think there's need for a seperate office when they're insatiably sucking each other off all the time.

ETA: This is not a joke about them being gay or anything. They are just absolutely inseperable recently as if they're joined at the hip or something and I swear it can't just be purely professional. There's other shit going on.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh they both give off "We give each other blow jobs but no homo" energy

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

That was the before Presidential powers go back to Trump dynamic. After the 20th, they'll both be in a position where they could probably ruin the other, and I think the risk will be higher for Musk, especially because Trump doesn't really need him anymore (he'll have access to funds to keep him solvent) and has that presidential immunity to avoid consequences if a conflict escalates.

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I think you have it backwards. All Trump cares about us money, and compared to Musk, Trump is a pauper.

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 16 points 2 weeks ago

as expected, i can't imagine how consort trump will run it without the president ceo.

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago

Tragedy or comedy? Why not both.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who do you think is the bottom in this relationship?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

American citizens, they're all fucked.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Introducing the S.P.I.T.R.O.A.S.T. Act...

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Single-Person Identity Tokens Regulating Online Activity for Social Tradition. Along with a SSN, each American citizen will be assigned a unique token to verify their identity on the internet in accordance with the DANK Act (Digital Activities Need Knowledge).

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

You give him too much credit, he doesn't have that much creativity. He would call it Doge-420-69, because that's the only joke he knows.

[–] SMillerNL@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] tal@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Frankly, if Musk were President instead of Trump, I'd be rather happier about this upcoming four years.

He can't be President absent amending the US Constitution, though, as he'd run afoul of the "natural-born citizen" requirement for the office.

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

what's stopping the office of the infallable, god-king POTUS from just ordering it changed? the last decade has proven that the institutions made to act as guardrails against autocracy, bend in the wind with enough pressure

[–] tal@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The President can't amend the Constitution. In fact, the entire federal government's only role -- not talking just the Executive Branch, but also the Legislative and Judicial -- is, in one of the two amendment routes, to propose the amendment. In the other, they have no involvement at all. The amending process is really a process done by the states.

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

my point was less about it being changed at the snap of a finger and more about it just being flat out ignored, and everyone just going along with it because the alternative is "fight the fed / civil war"

[–] SkavarSharraddas@gehirneimer.de 11 points 2 weeks ago

A little DOGE hut at the foot of Trump's bed?

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 9 points 2 weeks ago

Does it have a mattress

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

How does this qualify as not the onion?

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Wanna bet he is going to do remote "work"?

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

National security? What's that?

[–] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ukrainians in 2022 - We are very lucky they are so fucking stupid

Russian Mafia in 2025 - We are very lucky they are so fucking stupid