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[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 95 points 2 days ago

"I wish America would get modern mixed-use residential/commercial developments."

monkeys paw curls

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 90 points 2 days ago

You load 16 carts and what do you get?

Another day older and a deeper in debt

St. Peter don't you call me 'cuz I can't go

I owe my soul to my local CostCo

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 55 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Based. 1.50 hotdogs every morning for breakfast lunch and djnner.

(I die of massive organ failure 2 weeks in)

[–] Bloobish@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Bowel obstruction from Hell due to all that minced hog

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Imagine the plumbing systems of these places πŸ’€

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[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 79 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can't believe that Costco has fallen in the hands of the woke communist cabal and are now trying to sneakily introduce 15 minutes cities. This is a threat to all carbrained treatlers all across Americaliberty-weeping

[–] NotLuigi@hexbear.net 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is an unironic reaction that people will have

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[–] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 82 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Lmao just do communism wtf is this

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

America is just going break it's back contorting capitalism to Communism, trust me bro

America is just going break it's back

sicko-wholesome

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago

Murikkka is collapsing, and you get to live to see it. A nation that never owned up to its pseudo feudalism is trying to turn back the clock just the right amount to give the big bourgeois scum more time to oppress the rest of us.

[–] Lemister@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

Unironic People's Republic of Walmart

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

iirc it's to get around planning laws that reduce scrutiny on planning permission as long as X% of space is used as a residential estate.

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 75 points 2 days ago (11 children)

having a Costco cafeteria just downstairs is a death sentence for my arteries

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[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

i dunno about anywhere else in the country but here in the bay area you can't find parking in a costco parking lot any time other than when they first open or are about 2 minutes from closing.. good luck spending an hour trying to park after getting home from work

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

Solution… get a job at the Costco below your apartment.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 57 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 44 points 2 days ago
[–] crime@hexbear.net 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You've heard of "Work from Home" β€” now introducing "Live at Work"

[–] Balefirex@hexbear.net 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)

now introducing "Live at Work"

google had a much funnier version of this with their company sleeping pods

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 40 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

lol looking back at that moment in time when all the tech workers were coaxed into full time daycare labor centers.

Bet they don't even have ball pits and nerf wars anymore.

[–] crime@hexbear.net 50 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Before covid, I worked in a couple offices that had stuff like that (ping pong tables, foosball, gaming consoles, etc) and they were 95% used by the sales and marketing bros.

Engineers were always so busy we'd get judged and told to go back to work if we used them angery

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[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 43 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Putting apartments on top of big box stores seems like a perfectly fine thing to do wherever the stores are in urban or more populated areas. The only real problem here beyond the usual landlord-parasitism is if these start being handed out to Costco employees tied to their employment status (and even then if you're working retail your living situation is probably fucked when you lose your job anyway, so I'm not sure it even exasperates that problem all that much in hellworld).

[–] thethirdgracchi@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean this is pretty normal already in urban areas. I have friends in NYC who live above malls that have Targets, BJs, etc. It's just a normal apartment building on the top floors and retail/malls on the bottom.

[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

this is normal in literally every country besides the united states

No what I'm saying is this is normal even in the United States, just only in the non-terminally carbrained areas

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[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

I have very mixed feelings about this, and I'm seeing that Costco is actually just renting warehouse space from some apartment company that built apartments with a warehouse underneath, and not building and operating the apartments themselves like I thought it would

Also this one in particular demolished a community hospital and replaced it, apparently

Cool cool cool This gonna be baaaad

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

I hate that I'm saying this, but it might actually be useful to have companies do this and have housing as part of a compensation package to exert some downward pressure on rent.

Realistically I know it will be terrible but I can see how it could be beneficial in our current framework/situation

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 54 points 2 days ago

You hate that you're saying it because you know that in actual fact having your landlord, HOA and your boss all be the same fucken capitalist pig is bad.

You're saying it because there's a gushing artery and we don't get to be picky about the quality of bandage in a crisis.

[–] SupFBI@hexbear.net 40 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Show up late to work more than 2 times = eviction. It is terrible, indeed.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Oh you're calling out because you're sick? We'll send someone up to make sure. It's in the contract you signed for the apartment."

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[–] regul@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago

I'd rather have this than the giant single-story warehouses. I'm a big fan of mixed-use.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 25 points 2 days ago

And put a metro line below next

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hear me out though, I would trust costco as a landlord.

[–] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

β€œIf you increase the rent, I will kill you” - the Costco CEO, probably.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

critical support to murderous rent control CEO

[–] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (10 children)

More than a random petit bourgeoisie

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[–] Blottergrass@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

cant afford, dont care

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Am I missing something about whatever thrive is? I mean obviously having to rent your living space is bad but given that, renting from Costco seems no worse than renting from any other private landlord or company and the land use seems a lot better

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 17 hours ago

It happens to be the investment firm founded by the brother of the son-in-law* of the once and future President.

*Who, as an advisor to the latter, actually discontinued his ownership stake in the company to avoid a conflict of interest.

I still wouldn't put much trust in that company though.

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[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago (4 children)

woohoo, I get to live above a Costco 10 miles from the city, away from anything actually interesting

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