We are so back
this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2025
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Most ridiculous empire ever I swear to fucking God
The Romans didn't have kino half this good, even when their lead-addled emperors were Mr. Hands-pilled on epic clop clop arc shit
Is this about Caligula or is there some deeper Roman horsefucker lore?
A real sigma would just annex Greenland and the UK and then rename the Atlantic Ocean to the Gulf of America
rename the Atlantic Ocean to the Gulf of America
Be careful with the lathe.
Oh yeah the petty impotent jingoism of a dying empire is so back baby. Mr. President, welcome home :07:
We're gonna get Greenland and the Gulf of America will have new rules - it's part of America now. That water's ours so more water should be ours. We only have some islands like the US Virgin Islands. Why not all? All Caribbean islands are close to America so we should take them. They can't stop me from taking them. So - I'll take them and make them work for us like Puerto Rico. Islands are good for tourism. And the Cayman Islands will be bigger and better. Wall Street in the Caribbean.
he truly is the mcdonalds margaret thatcher with all these colonial revival boners
Oh cool we're doing the freedom fries bullshit again
If each fry was roughly the size of Colorado.
Lmao. They literally just let him say any nonsense that pops into that lead and corn syrup brain.
Truly spectacular.
also, Greenland will become Redwhiteandblueland
The Dutch will be thrilled! The Netherlands second after all!
and france and russia and slovenia and slovakia and paraguay and costa rica and...
What about Canada? North Burgerland?
North America obviously
Norta Murika
Woaw more proof drumph is in bed with VoldePutin
Thanks, I hate it.
Gulf war 3.0 
Well that will definitely bring down the price of eggs
I think the libs will be making "egg" jokes for four fucking years. I mute the words egg/eggs at Bluesky but the filters only work on posts not comments. Oh, how I wish the filters worked on comments too.
not nearly as bad as this comment
Such declarations I would have expected from some demented African dictators, not from the elected president of the world's richest country...
Major 'break out the calipers' energy
I mean, yeah let's break out the calipers! You see, the angloid-suburbanite brainpan has peculiar constriction points that reduce blood flow to centers of higher functioning. Particularly empathy, language, and general pro social behavioral brain regions simply have no room to grow and develop.
And if you'll follow me over here to the dissection, you'll see the neocortex is completely smooth. Fascinating isn't it?
Just as racist, but much lazier. Why invent bunk science when you can just state it as fact?
Yeah libs can joke about it because they can afford to hire someone to shop for them and pay out $14 for a dozen of eggs. The rest of us are fucked.
Bluesky is a trip. It's like sitting next to a table of angry libs at a restaurant who want to be back at brunch but they're making themselves insane by mentioning stuff like Trump or eggs every other minute.
They're eating omelets and playing Liberal Yu-Gi-Oh! and loudly blurting out shit like, "you fool! You've just activated my Trump card!"
The lands of Mexico have been called "Mexico" since a century before the first Englishman landed at Jamestown, a full 250 years before colonials called themselves "Americans" ("Mexico" as a name was first used in 1524).
It's about time Vespucci got the recognition he deserves
Like, the continent?
when his slow ass discovers that's what america means to mexicans he'll change it to something that rings even less
Gulf of Florida
first time i read it on twitter i thought it was some lib shitpost 10 minutes away from getting community noted but NOPE its real what the fuck what the FUCK
Massive hurricanes sweep through the Lower 48 originating in the Gulf of America as it reaches record high temperatures
It'll be the Gulf of Mexico depending on the circumstances 
Oh yeah? uh huh. mmm.
No, sorry America, i was on the phone to China they said to say hi and lmao. What were you babbling about?
hi and l
"Le Mao"?
WHUT IN TARNATION, THEY SPEAKIN FRENCH NOW TOO?
