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And I mean like Cartoon pop teleport sound effect "Huh? What happened to my job?"

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[–] zeroday@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Definitely talking about unions if you're in the US. I single-handedly saved the company I worked for from a $10M+ data breach, got top performance reviews, and then got screamed at by my boss after I sent an article to a coworker about how UPS drivers had gotten massive raises by unionizing. I was fired a month later for "unprofessional conduct" with zero examples given and despite the protests of the rest of the team I worked with.

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah, my work has an anti-union section of the employee handbook. It says they are proud to provide such good benefits that a union isn't needed (definitely not true). And how we need to talk to HR first if we ever feel like our working conditions would warrant one. I suspect you wouldn't be allowed back to your desk if you did that.

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Disagree in any shape or form with the department head it seems by recent events

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 111 points 3 days ago (1 children)

(American version) Hand out union flyers in the break room.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 days ago (4 children)

As an American, how does this work in other countries?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 27 points 2 days ago (4 children)

you get the flyers from the company. unless its a non-union site, in which case you will usually have to climb over the picket line to get in. the one at tesla is coming up on 15 months now, the union have signalled that they have the funds to keep the strike going while paying every worker 125% salary for another... 200 years.

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[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

(UK) Last time I started in a unioned job the company (voluntarily?) told me about it during my induction, there were flyers in the break room, a poster in the break room with a named representative on my floor (a regular worker like me, it was voluntary) and official rep who I could call. Maybe once or twice a year the union did a presentation in a meeting room at the office and you could could take the hour (unpaid) to go and watch, after which you were encouraged to sign up. Semi regular emails through the year to my company email address about pay and bonus negotiation etc.

[–] Dungrad@feddit.org 25 points 2 days ago

Simple: you don't fuck with unions. They are far more powerful in Germany. And Germany is the lower end even. 😅

[–] Acamon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Worked in the UK, when I started my job I was given lots of hr forms, contract, info about benefits and leaflets for each of the two main unions that covered our workplace. If there was ever any issues, our line managers would remind us of our right to have a union rep present for meetings with management.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Pissing in the coffee machine your boss uses, in front of a security camera.

Guy disappeared so quick, the CEO interrupted our daily IT stand-up meeting to disable his account and door chip.

[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

All our took for me was being too highly paid, I think. Lay offs came and I went. Literally about to present the closing slides for the current phase of a massive project. Was so sure I was safe because of said critical project and was well regarded on my team. (I brought cookies even!) Maybe I was, maybe I wasn't. I was, however, the highest paid in my department.

[–] demesisx@infosec.pub 59 points 3 days ago (17 children)

Support Palestinian liberation in any meaningful way. 😔

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[–] andrewta@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Isekai, Japanese for different world, is a genre of media usually about someone being teleported from the mundane world to a fantastical one.

[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And in this instance I mean the word jokingly, like instant teleported to "not having a job land"

At my last job, one of the presales guys was terminated instantly when he tried to expense a client meeting at a strip club.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bitcoin miner on the computers without permission. (Saw it happen once.)

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We lost a guy who received verbal agreement on running Folding@Home, but didn't have it on paper. It was a large private cloud (data center).

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 days ago

TBF, he was folding at work

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When I worked at CompUSA I would install Folding@Home on all the display computers. I don't think anyone ever noticed.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 2 days ago

So you're responsible for them closing!

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Most any job I’ve ever had: drop a log on the boss’s desk

Two jobs ago: I worked at a teapot factory. If you walked the length of the plant floor and hit the emergency stop on each production line, that would be a good way to disappear quickly.

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I know someone who was fired after responding to a Slack message with an emoji that was interpreted as critical of the CEO of the company, lol. The emoji wasn't offensive or anything, it was just showing support for the message which was if I remember correctly was jokingly criticizing the CEO. I think the employee took up a legal battle after that.

I think it depends on the job and the culture you are in, how replaceable you are, etc. as to how to be instantly fired. I know people who have made mistakes in their job that cost the company lots of money and they weren't fired. I know people who watched TV all day in the open office environment in full view and who weren't fired.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

I know people who have made mistakes in their job that cost the company lots of money and they weren’t fired. I know people who watched TV all day in the open office environment in full view and who weren’t fired.

Yeah, but those things are not blows to the CEOs fragile ego like a good old misunderstanding can be.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Leave your porn on a network drive 5 times.

Though, surprisingly, watching porn on the plant computer isn't.

I know of a professor who did this with CP. Good news is he's in jail.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I work in a highly secured facility so... there's a LOT I could do to get instantly fired. The fastest would probably be trying to get through security with a weapon.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Me: Hey guys, I plugged in this wifi AP to the network so we can work and walk about.

People: uhh, what brand is it?

Me: Huawei, it was super cheap from a dude in the parking lot. Here is the ........... Why am I being harries away be security?

[–] thezeesystem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 days ago

Support human life's and care about others. Usually will get you fired in America really fast.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 13 points 2 days ago

In the sense of one day you're there, the other day you're not, may I suggest not realising that you're not looking after your mental health, having a total meltdown and finding yourself walking erratically up the road away from the place in a roughly homeward direction, followed by not being OK ever since?

Actually, no, I take that back. I suggest doing the polar opposite of that. Once that particular Prince Rupert's drop pops, it's an impossible task to put it back together again.

Also, when back looking at it, you'd begin to realise that the warning signs were there all along, so maybe everything wasn't so sudden, or isekai, as you put it, at all.

Unrelated: I can't not hear "he's a guy" when I hear "isekai".

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Start telling everyone I interact with what I really think about them.

[–] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

If some of the people I work with knew how little time I spend thinking about them, some egos would be severely hurt.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago
[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

For my current job, it takes a lot to be fired.

Tagging a wall would probably do it

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