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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is so flawed it isn't even funny.

You need way more than 1,000,000 fingers. This is America after all. Even if you use all ten fingers, that's only like 9.9 million guns.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Love that you accounted for the fact that if you rounded up a million randos, statistically, some of them will be missing a finger or two.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Thank you. Nuance, you know.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A lot of people in that thread have never seen Looney Tunes. If they did, they would have learned 3 vital facts about physics:

  1. A finger in the barrel of a gun will stop a bullet and cause the gun to explode.

  2. Gravity cannot effect you until you acknowledge that you are not on solid ground.

  3. Being crushed by a heavy object falling from a great height (think and anvil or piano) will cause to to collapse like an accordion until you are re-inflated.

These are basic scientific facts everyone should know in the modern age.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone knows William Hanna and Joseph Barbera were physicists first and animators/cartoonists second.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Incredibly, they actually drew their cartoons based on observations in nature. The duck season/rabbit season bit commonly seen in the Bugs and Daffy cartoons, while exaggerated was based on true events.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why are both of these so veiny? Also, why does the word veiny and both of these pictures make me think of dicks? Am I the inevitable perverted product of an overly sexualized society or are these drawings intentionally evoking phallic symbolism? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Them: make fun of men by pretending to be dumb My dumb ass: have a good time being able to info dump

There's a certain spirit of online debate about trivial or nonsensical things like this that can best be understood as happening purely for the sport of it.