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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

First GW OC poster to post an image of herself (sorry boys) naked holding a can of beans is going to melt this place down faster than KBins backed up queue.

[–] bxyrk@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So it's beans now? I've seen a post or 2. Sure fuck it I'm down.

"Dude I've been here since the beans" coming in a few years

[–] Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I think it started when someone said that Lemmy users would upvote a can of beans.

#knowyourmeme

I've been here since the beans.

[–] Anestoh@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Hm, I don't know, I've seen a lot of them post pictures of themselves not pooping and no one is upvoting the meme.

[–] Crampon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

OF models Ruined all the porn subreddits. It went from sources material to some chick having a seizure for 8 seconds hoping you will give her money.

[–] dmmeyournudes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Tbh that whole instance should have a rule about 0 self promotion to paywalled and/or abridged content without a link to the full source for free as well. It's really anyone to have any links stifled because he OP is an onlyfans model. If you wanna post here for advertisement, you better put up or shut up.

[–] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

And spamming all the subreddits regardless of how relevant they were with the same shitty advertisement.

[–] Yoz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Disgusting! How to find these accounts so that I dont accidently subscribe ?

[–] shindig1457@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

It's pretty easy. Just don't go to lemmynsfw.com. hopefully, we'll get a way to ~~subscribe to~~ block all communities on another instance with a single click at some point to make this easier.

[–] skierra@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MisterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It seems it's not federated to this instance. pasting !pornlemmy@pornlemmy.com in the search bar doesn't find it.

EDIT: Oh the irony, The Link above works. The search doesn't

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's absolutely disgusting subscribes

[–] MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Can't wait for the onlyfans accounts that spam the same vanilla nsfw image into 50 different communities at once. /s

[–] GARlactic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also the classic "my boyfriend said my boobs were too big."

No he didn't. Literally no one ever said that.

[–] DrTeeth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The reality: My girlfriend said my moobs are too big.

[–] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can't forget the same dumb title that's usually something like "Do older guys even like 18 year old?"

Obviously girl, that's why we're all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"Feeling down cause someone said my boobs aren't that great, what do you guys think?"

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

"I'm so shy" whilst she exposes her bare anus to the gods.

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago

Anytime somebody initiates one of these self-negging comments in a bid for attention, even when it's this "I'm a waste of space, I'm just an inconvenience to everyone", type of stuff, I am sorely tempted to just passively agree; "Mmhmm. Yeah."

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Obviously girl, that’s why we’re all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account

what's karma?

[–] DrTeeth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Karma is a consolation prize for a rubbish api.

[–] xfunker@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

So the typical E-whoring scheme and people are fine with it? LOL

[–] leyland1989@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Just remember how quickly Tumblr fold after they started banning porn.

Don't ever underestimate the power of horniness in which large part of the internet runs on.

[–] rabquest@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

"I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called 'Bring Back the Porn'"

[–] mercurly@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago

One of my required classes in college had a day where the professor just talked about all the times porn determined the newest media distribution standards.

[–] Buelldozer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The internet is for porn. Don’t make me link the video proving it.

[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That dead woman called Tumblr is still walking with a healthy strut these days, also soaking up some displaced Redditors. Horny shit is slowly but surely returning to Tumblr's fields, as well.

Tumblr illustrates the problem with porn in general, they didn't shut it down for no reason, they shut it down because the pedos had decided to use it as a dissemination portal for their vile shit, and the structure of Tumblr made it difficult to moderate away, especially at scale. Thus, Apple threatening to pull them from the app store, for good reason. All they could do was go scorched earth on porno.

So that's the issue we're going to have, here, and I'm not sure if the "some guy running an instance for the fuck of it" model is prepared for it.

[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Not quite how it happened.

Yahoo banned porn on Tumblr because Apple found a CSAM image on their platform, banned their app from the App Store, then as a condition for unbanning the Tumblr app, issued them an ultimatum to outright ban pornographic content. I originally thought that Yahoo's justification was an excuse they used because they couldn't be bothered to invest the resources needed to purge illegal content from their platform, but apparently Discord have been hit with similarly puritanical demands from Apple and Google, who basically have a monopoly on what apps go on your smartphone,

Nevertheless, Tumblr's porn exodus is the core reason why Yahoo sold the platform to Automattic for pennies compared to how much they originally acquired Tumblr for. It even sparked a renaissance of lewd artists flocking to Newgrounds - a site that was originally on its knees due to the death of Flash animations and browser gaming.

It's also worth noting that Automattic have since partially dialed-back the ban. Nudity is allowed on Tumblr again, but graphic sexual content isn't. Obviously they did this in direct response to Elon Musk enshittifying Twitter. Another reason I think Tumblr is living on is because it was known for three things: porn, niche fandoms and social justice warriors. Musk has notably burned bridges with any Twitter users who oppose hate speech.

God forbid if Tim Cook and Sundar Pichai find out there's porn on Reddit....

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The key difference with lemmy is, if that one instance is the one disseminating cp, they get defederated, and so removed from the other normal users, and then if the instance doesn't shut down, LEO gets involved. The other normal porn-hosting instances can operate business as usual.

[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Law enforcement would probably shut down such instances faster than the rest of Lemmy could collectively defederate them.

Hosting such stuff on the clear web is basically asking for a joint FBI, NCA and other major law enforcement agency raid on your premises.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I don't know, law enforcement can be pretty slow. I definitely see a few cease and desists happening before any real action, and as soon as that starts, the sane instances defederate.

Regardless, the point is, they get taken care of in one of a multitude of ways.

[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The piratebay has been running since 2003 - 2023 on the clear web. Thats how hard it is to take down a website when done properly. With the few times its been down and/or raided thats still 99.99% uptime.

[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The Pirate Bay is a very unique case because:

  1. Hosting costs are very low due to the inherent nature of torrenting. It's essentially just an index of magnet links used for downloading torrent files. Apparently the whole TPB directory could fit on less than 100MB of storage. They don't actually host any of the illegal content they provide.
  2. They've hosted the site on multiple cloud services, which law enforcement would have to play an endless game of whack-a-mole to truly dent.
  3. Sweden are notoriously lenient on piracy and copyright infringement. TPB's founders only faced a year in prison and a hefty multi million dollar fine when they went to trial.
  4. United States authorities are very unlikely to get the Swedish courts to extradite these individuals, because their 1960 extradition treaty is quite strict on what offences one can be extradited to the USA for, and the only mention of piracy on there refers to the maritime kind. Compare this to how easily Kickass Torrents was taken down and how the Polish authorities nearly got its founder flown out to the US to face trial.
  5. The hosts not only provided the knowledge to but outright encouraged others to host mirrors/proxies of the website to get past DNS censorship.
  6. There are ways to detect CSAM which makes it a lot easier to track down and lock up individuals who access it. Another big difference is that producing, distributing, and even possessing CSAM is seen as a far more heinous crime against humanity than downloading a pirated movie copy.

TLDR: there are three things that could survive a nuclear armageddon: cockroaches, Keith Richards and the Pirate Bay.

[–] Aridente@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Comments like these where the reason I joined reddit, glad to see more here.

[–] void_wanderer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When I browse "all" on here, there is the occasional tiddy in between. I appreciate that. Reddit's r/all was so much better when nudity wasn't purged from it.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dude right? You scroll a bit, read some shit, laugh at some wit, and then there's a tit. It wa perfect.

[–] bloopernova@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

The shit.wit.tit frequency index. A true measure of the health of a social media site?

[–] 25thSkye@monyet.cc 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Technology has more or less flowed with the proliferation of porn. VHS (over Betamax), bluray (over HD-DVD), online payments and other Internet features rose to prominence because pornographic content helped spearhead their adoption.

[–] vamo@lemmings.world 1 points 2 days ago

Even games. Artists and devs, specially 3d, are constantly improving their skills and tools to make better content. Not solely because of porn, but it helps to rush it. When you want to make it so that a certain viscous fluid or liquid dripping or flowing looks ultra realistic, you work to improve the tech behind its rendering. Then you share it and we get more realistic rendering for other games, for example. I'm trying to remember of a specific case of when a breakthrough for 3d rendering came directly from 3d hentai but I can't find it. What's also funny is that even game consoles from the 70s had porn games already

[–] dimspace@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Porn and piracy.

The two things guaranteed to drive any platform.

All aboard the VHS train baby...

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] jtablerd@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

you wouldn't download a car, would you?

3d printer go brrrrrr