this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

First GW OC poster to post an image of herself (sorry boys) naked holding a can of beans is going to melt this place down faster than KBins backed up queue.

[–] bxyrk@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So it's beans now? I've seen a post or 2. Sure fuck it I'm down.

"Dude I've been here since the beans" coming in a few years

[–] Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I think it started when someone said that Lemmy users would upvote a can of beans.

#knowyourmeme

I've been here since the beans.

[–] Anestoh@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Hm, I don't know, I've seen a lot of them post pictures of themselves not pooping and no one is upvoting the meme.

[–] Crampon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

OF models Ruined all the porn subreddits. It went from sources material to some chick having a seizure for 8 seconds hoping you will give her money.

[–] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

And spamming all the subreddits regardless of how relevant they were with the same shitty advertisement.

[–] dmmeyournudes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Tbh that whole instance should have a rule about 0 self promotion to paywalled and/or abridged content without a link to the full source for free as well. It's really anyone to have any links stifled because he OP is an onlyfans model. If you wanna post here for advertisement, you better put up or shut up.

[–] Yoz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Disgusting! How to find these accounts so that I dont accidently subscribe ?

[–] shindig1457@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

It's pretty easy. Just don't go to lemmynsfw.com. hopefully, we'll get a way to ~~subscribe to~~ block all communities on another instance with a single click at some point to make this easier.

[–] skierra@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MisterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It seems it's not federated to this instance. pasting !pornlemmy@pornlemmy.com in the search bar doesn't find it.

EDIT: Oh the irony, The Link above works. The search doesn't

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

It's absolutely disgusting subscribes

[–] leyland1989@reddthat.com 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Just remember how quickly Tumblr fold after they started banning porn.

Don't ever underestimate the power of horniness in which large part of the internet runs on.

[–] MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Can't wait for the onlyfans accounts that spam the same vanilla nsfw image into 50 different communities at once. /s

[–] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can't forget the same dumb title that's usually something like "Do older guys even like 18 year old?"

Obviously girl, that's why we're all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Obviously girl, that’s why we’re all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account

what's karma?

[–] DrTeeth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Karma is a consolation prize for a rubbish api.

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Feeling down cause someone said my boobs aren't that great, what do you guys think?"

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

"I'm so shy" whilst she exposes her bare anus to the gods.

[–] GARlactic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also the classic "my boyfriend said my boobs were too big."

No he didn't. Literally no one ever said that.

[–] DrTeeth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

The reality: My girlfriend said my moobs are too big.

[–] xfunker@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

So the typical E-whoring scheme and people are fine with it? LOL

[–] dimspace@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Porn and piracy.

The two things guaranteed to drive any platform.

All aboard the VHS train baby...

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] jtablerd@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

you wouldn't download a car, would you?

3d printer go brrrrrr